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1. My colleague's son, a first-year junior high student, got the lowest score in his class on the monthly exam. The teacher asked him to bring his parents. My colleague went, and the teacher gave him a dressing down and told him to take his child home. He asked why.
The teacher said I got the lowest score.
He immediately flew into a rage and said, "Fine, I'll take it back today, but if there's still someone in your class who's at the bottom of the class, I'll go to the principal and make you pay."
The teacher was dumbfounded; there are all sorts of parents here!
2. News reports: A couple argued by the river, and in the end, the young man jumped into the river in a fit of anger.
Finally, after his girlfriend repeatedly threatened to die with him, his mother nearly fainted from crying, and the police spent ages searching the body... they discovered that this kid had been a good swimmer since childhood and had already gone diving home to watch TV.
He thought his girlfriend was too nagging.
3. In 1918, a lightning strike startled his horse, causing him to fall and become paralyzed from the waist down.
In 1924, he was fishing under a tree by the river when lightning struck the tree, paralyzing the left side of his body.
Six years later, another lightning strike struck him, leaving him paralyzed.
Four years after his death, a bolt of lightning struck his grave, destroying the tombstone.
4. In front of the school, a parent secretly slipped a bottle of milk tea to his son behind him while the vendor was busy. After paying for the other bottle, the parent was about to leave when his son shouted, "Two bottles! I have one left!"
The stall owner frowned, then quickly smiled: "Your mother has a prize on this bottle cap, and that bottle is the prize!"
After the child entered the school, the parent blushed and asked for more money, but the stall owner waved her hand and said: "The money is a small matter, the child is the big matter..."
5. After starting university, I went back to visit my high school homeroom teacher. He invited us to his house for lunch. He lived on the tenth floor, and the eleven of us students took the elevator with him, which fit perfectly.
My teacher's wife cooked more than a dozen dishes for us, which was quite a feast.

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