Li Er is looking for a prostitute.

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Li Er went to a four-star hotel. A waiter greeted him, "Hello, how can I help you?

" Li Er: "I'm looking for your manager."

Waiter: "Sorry, our manager isn't here."

Li Er quickly pulled out 500 yuan and gave it to the waiter, saying, "Go find your manager."

The waiter hurriedly replied with a smile, "Yes, yes, yes, I'll be right there.

" The waiter immediately found the manager. The manager asked, "What can I do for you?"

Li Er: "I need to find a prostitute.

" Manager: "Sorry, this is a star-rated hotel; we don't have prostitutes.

" Li Er quickly pulled out 2000 yuan and said, "I need to find a prostitute.

" The manager immediately changed his tune, saying, "Please wait a moment, I'll get them right away."

The manager quickly brought over a group of prostitutes.

Li Er said, "Find me someone who's sick."

The manager replied, "Sorry, this is a star-rated hotel; we don't have any sick women."

Li Er slapped down 3000 yuan and said, "Find me someone who's sick."

The manager hurriedly took the money and said, "Yes, yes, yes, right away."

The manager found several sick women and told Li Er to choose. Li Er randomly picked one and took her home, spending the night with her.

The next day, Li Er returned to the hotel. The manager immediately came out to greet Li Er, saying, "I spent the whole night with someone who's sick last night; I should be sick too, right?"

The manager, not knowing what he was up to, quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, how could that be?"

Li Er slapped down 5000 yuan and said, "I spent the whole night with someone who's sick last night; I should be sick too, right?"

The manager quickly changed his tune, saying, "Of course, of course, you're definitely sick.

" Li Er: "I slept with my housekeeper; she should be sick too, right?"

Manager: This… Li Er threw out another 5000 yuan. The manager's eyes reddened at the money: Of course, of course, there's no doubt about it.

Li Er: Then my nanny slept with my dad, so my dad must be sick too, right?

Manager: Of course, of course, there's no doubt about it.

Li Er: Then my dad slept with my mom, so my mom must be pregnant too, right?

Manager: Of course, of course, there's no doubt about it.

Li Er: Then my mom slept with my driver, so the driver must be sick too,

right? The manager replied without hesitation: Of course, of course, there's no doubt about it.

Li Er let out a long sigh of relief and cursed, “Damn it, this time I'll get you, you'll crush my little frog!”

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