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Suckling on breasts and laughing 

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On the bus, a man was seen sucking on a woman's breast, but no one dared to speak up!
This morning, I witnessed a perverted man taking a woman's breasts off the bus. Ugh! I was on my way to school this morning on the bus at the racecourse, and it was so crowded. After finally finding a spot, I looked around (I have a habit of familiarizing myself with my surroundings in a new place, just in case there are perverts). Suddenly, I noticed a man and a woman sitting in a row of seats; and at that moment, the man was touching the woman's breasts. I've often seen reports about perverts on buses in Guizhou, but I was unlucky enough to witness it myself today. The woman's expression was completely nonchalant; she acted like nothing was wrong. I was so annoyed. Looking around, some people were staring, while others glanced and looked away, acting like nothing had happened. It's truly a sad state of affairs; even the person involved didn't resist! At first, I thought they knew each other and might be a couple, but then I realized that judging by their ages, they couldn't be a couple. The woman looked to be at most in her early twenties. A few stops later, the man suddenly pulled open the woman's clothes, revealing her snow-white breasts. Wow, I was a little excited; they were indeed beautiful breasts. Before I could even react, do you know what happened? The man actually put his mouth to them and started sucking hard. And at that moment, not a single person stood up to say a word, including myself. When I got to school, I told a few classmates what happened because I also felt I had done something wrong. My classmates were extremely angry after hearing it, even though they weren't exactly saints themselves. Finally, Xiao Zhang asked me, "How old is that guy? If any of you guys see him, cripple him..."
"I estimate that the boy is no more than one and a half years old..."
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Three people, A, B, and C, went on a trip together. A caught a cold...
That night, everyone slept in the same bed, with person A sleeping in the middle.
In the middle of the night… A sneezed loudly.
B and C's entire face was covered in A's crystals.
B and C: Please let us know next time...
Half an hour later,
A: Pay attention…
Upon hearing this, Yi and Bing quickly crawled into the quilt.
And it was determined that there was no connection to the outside world…
As a result, A farted.
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You shouldn't marry a female student majoring in performing arts: you'll never know if you're living life or acting.
Photography Department: We'll turn on a spotlight while you're sleeping and take a set of the most unique photos of you;
Fine Arts Department: We'll make you a nude model every day;
Economics Department: They will squeeze every last penny out of you;
Chemistry Department: Beware of sulfuric acid ruining your face during an argument;
Political Science and Law Department: I can't win an argument with her about dividing the property in a divorce;
Physics Department: I heard that they were the ones who killed people by connecting electrical wires to toilets.
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Biden eats zha jiang mian (noodles with soybean paste) in Beijing: Biden is approachable
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US Ambassador travels in economy class: Frugal
Chinese Ambassador Flies Economy Class: A Show
9/11 10th Anniversary in the US: Front Page Headlines, Deepest Grief, Tonight We Are All Americans
On the 80th anniversary of the September 18th Incident in China: "On this day, all young Chinese women should commemorate this day of national humiliation with practical actions, resolutely refusing any advances from their husbands or boyfriends, and resolutely resisting Japanese aggression..." — Ximen Bu'an

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