Actually, I am your biological brother.

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1. Actually, I am your biological brother.
The father was furious when his son came in last place again!
The father suddenly shouted to his wife, "I've finally proven that I am actually your long-lost brother!"
The wife was stunned and shocked by this sudden news!
At this moment, the father pointed at his son and cursed, "Otherwise, how could such an idiot have been born!"
Comment: Men always try to shirk responsibility
2. My wife is very suited to ballet.
The couple was watching TV, and the actress on the screen was performing ballet.
The husband said to his wife, "Honey, you'd be perfect for ballet too."
The wife was secretly delighted! She thought to herself that her husband must think she had a great figure!
So the wife asked proudly, "Why do you say I'm suited for ballet?"
The husband said in a serious tone, "Ballet dancers can't have too big a chest."
Comment: Men's thoughts are always more complex than women's.
3. Your husband is excessively exhausted.
A sexy wife accompanies her husband to see a doctor.
After examining her husband, the doctor said, "Your husband is extremely exhausted. I will prescribe a sedative."
The wife thanked her, saying, "Okay, thank you. Will my husband get better immediately after taking the medicine?"
The doctor said, "No! The sedative is not for your husband, but for you."
Comment: Women must cherish and care for men. Don't let men overwork themselves; you'll regret it later.
4. Don't take my mother away.
The mother, along with her two daughters and grandmother, were on a plane when it crashed into the sea. The four of them were lucky enough to drift to an island.
Upon arriving on the island, they discovered a group of burly men! Then, one of the men forcibly kidnapped the mother!
The little girl clung to his leg, crying, "Don't take my mom away!" The burly man kicked her away and said, "What does a child know!"
Then another strong man came and took the older sister away. The little girl hugged his leg again and said, "Don't take my sister away!"
The burly man kicked her away and said, "What does a child know!"
Just then, another burly man approached, and the little girl was about to rush over when her grandmother kicked her away, saying, "What does a child know!"
Comment: Haha, this grandma is just being presumptuous; she's actually here to catch the little girl.
5. My wife looks young in her school uniform at home.
A man is chatting with his colleagues at a bar.
Man: "My wife actually dressed up in a school uniform and tried to act young with me yesterday!"
Colleague: "Your wife is quite romantic, isn't she? What happened next?"
The man said, "After that, she let me ravage her as much as I wanted, and even called me 'teacher'!"
Colleague: "Haha, you must be really excited!"
Man: "No, I assigned her a self-study period, and then I came out."

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