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Wherever Tang Sanzang went, female demons... 

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01. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, turn into a BMW. It's raining, and we can't ride a horse.
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, turn into a condom. Today, your master will personally deal with this female demon.
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, turn into Viagra! Today, your master will personally deal with this female demon until she begs for mercy.
Tang Sanzang: I'm so bored today... Wukong... Why don't you become a female demon?
02. One day, while passing through the desert, Tang Sanzang kept asking for a female demon, but the surroundings were desolate; there wasn't even an ant to be found, let alone a demon. Tang Sanzang: Wukong... become a female demon! Wukong refused. Tang Sanzang then went to find Bajie, but Bajie used the excuse of dieting to slip away and do push-ups. He went to find Sha Wujing, but Sha Wujing used the excuse of buying soy sauce to run away. Tang Sanzang got angry and returned to find Wukong: Wukong, if you don't become a female demon, I'm going to recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra! Wukong thought for a moment and turned Pigsy, who was doing push-ups, into a female demon.
03. Tang Sanzang was having a passionate encounter with a female demon when he suddenly ejaculated prematurely. Tang Sanzang was extremely frustrated. He went to find Wukong: "Wukong, quickly turn me into Viagra!" Without a second thought, Wukong turned Zhu Bajie into Viagra. One morning, Tang Sanzang was again nagging about wanting a female demon. Wukong, annoyed by his nagging, went out to find one and returned with a female demon, delivering her to Tang Sanzang's tent. Tang Sanzang engaged in passionate lovemaking until evening before finally emerging satisfied. Wukong: "Master, was the female demon to your liking?" Tang Sanzang: "She's alright, fair-skinned and plump, but she just doesn't move, doesn't speak, and doesn't even move in bed!" Suddenly, Sha Wujing rushed over: "Master, Eldest Brother, Second Brother disappeared this morning! I've searched all day but haven't found him! I don't know where he went!"
04. Pigsy was constantly being transformed into female demons by Tang Sanzang, which annoyed him and made him want revenge. One day, Tang Sanzang again demanded female demons, so Monkey and Sandy went out to find some. Pigsy was too slow and was caught by Tang Sanzang. Helpless, he had to transform into a female demon again. But Tang Sanzang was particularly interested and insisted that Pigsy give him oral sex. Pigsy got angry and bit off Tang Sanzang's penis, causing Tang Sanzang to roll on the ground in pain. At this moment, Monkey and Sandy returned with two beautiful female demons. Tang Sanzang jumped up from the ground and shouted: "Quickly turn Pigsy back into my penis! Today, I will personally deal with these two female demons!"

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