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1. Next time I see you, I'll definitely drag you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with the blanket, and stretch out my big hand... Look, my phone screen is blue.
2. I was having dinner with my superiors, and one of them handed me a cucumber. I immediately stood up, took the cucumber with both hands, and kept saying thank you. The superior said, "What are you thanking me for? I told you to pass me the sauce in front of you..."
3. The most romantic thing I can think of is telling you in the morning: "You're beautiful! You're excellent! You're great!" I think that would make you happy all day. But I can't do it often, because lying is bad.
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My son did poorly on his high school entrance exam and got scolded by my wife. I comforted my son, saying, "You must study hard and surpass your father in the future." My son paused for a moment, then weakly replied, "I can't guarantee anything else. But I'm pretty sure I'll find a wife better than you."
5. My three-year-old son came home from kindergarten, fuming, and said to me, "Dad, the teacher is really mean. She's always yelling at me, and she doesn't even pat me to sleep at lunchtime."
I said, "A teacher can't take care of as many people as Mom does. You have to be good."
My son said, "If only the teacher and Mom could switch places! Mom would stay with me at kindergarten every day, and the teacher could stay home with Dad while he sleeps."

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