The stinkier the sauce for the crops, the better.

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1. Dad asked his son: Who will you marry when you grow up? The son said: I want to marry Grandma, she loves me! Dad said: Nonsense, how can you marry my mom? The son said: You can marry my mom, why can't I marry your mom!
Comment: Children speak the truth. We should teach children that there are rules about who they can marry; they must marry their own mother.
2. The class went hiking together. When they reached the top, a girl shouted with great emotion: "Motherland, my mother!" A boy who had a crush on her immediately shouted: "Motherland, my mother-in-law!"
Comment: Unrequited love should be more subtle. "My mother-in-law?"
3. A wolf from the Northwest was hunting for food when it heard a woman scolding her child: "If you cry again, I'll throw you out to feed the wolves!" The child cried all night, and the wolf waited patiently outside the door until dawn. It then sighed and said: "Liar! Women are all liars!"
Comment: I thought only perverts thought that way, but it turns out that wolves from the Northwest think that way too!
4. An old man had his bicycle stolen. When he parked his newly bought bike downstairs, he put on three locks and left a note: "You dare steal it!" The next day, the bike wasn't stolen, but there were two more locks and another note: "You dare ride it!"
Comment: A thief who doesn't lack money
5. This morning, a mouse wandered into a flower shop and was chased by a cat. Finding no way to escape, the mouse grabbed a rose to fight back. The cat saw this and immediately lowered its head in shame, saying: You rascal, that was too sudden!
Comment: This classic really came out of nowhere.
6. A farmer carrying a load of manure was seen by a foreigner who asked, "Grandpa, how much is this sauce per pound?" The farmer remained silent. The foreigner dipped his finger in the sauce, put it in his mouth, and thought, "If you won't tell me how much it costs per pound, I won't tell you your sauce is rotten."
Comment: This sauce from the Chinese farmer isn't for human consumption; the stinkier, the better.

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