This is hilarious, I'm completely devastated!!!

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1. Yesterday, I went to a bathhouse with my best friend. In the changing room, she suddenly pointed at my underwear and said, "Hey, you two are even wearing matching outfits..." We were both stunned!

2. My baby turned one month old, and my best friend came to visit. The whole family was there. While breastfeeding the baby, she suddenly said, "The baby is so cute! Look at the way he's nursing, he looks just like his dad!"

3. A boss was visiting a prostitute when his wife called to check up on him, asking, "What are you doing?" He truthfully replied, "Visiting a prostitute!" His wife laughed and said, "You son of a bitch, you've had too much to drink again!"

4. A woman wearing a miniskirt was riding the subway. She had a tattoo of Clinton on her left thigh and Bush on her right. A man opposite her stared intently. The woman angrily asked, "What are you looking at?" The man replied, "I just want to see if the big beard between the two presidents is Bin Laden!"

5. A man was stung by a wasp in the penis, which swelled up to the size of a wine bottle. When he was taken to the hospital, his wife, seeing the wound, anxiously and excitedly asked the doctor: "Please, can you just stop the pain without reducing the swelling?"

6. A foreign woman was raped in Henan, China. Everyone advised her to call the police, but the foreign woman patted her buttocks and said: "Forget it, the thing was too small, the damage wasn't significant!"

7. A medical malpractice incident occurred at a Shenzhen hospital, where a migrant worker's testicle was mistakenly removed. The migrant worker demanded compensation, and the court ordered the hospital to pay 600,000 yuan. Holding the judgment, the migrant worker was extremely emotional and, tearfully, told a large group of reporters: "I never imagined that I had 1.2 million yuan worth of fixed assets in my crotch every day!"

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