Seven cases including a perverted driver

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1. Perverted driver
I took a taxi home at night, and on the way, a beautiful woman was blocking the car. The driver immediately slowed down.
I think it would be nice to be able to give a ride to a beautiful woman like that.
Unexpectedly, the taxi driver turned to me and said, "You can get out of the car; you don't need the money."
2. The dumbest rapist
I met a loser who said:
I'm the world's dumbest rapist. Last night, I followed a young woman to the park, holding a handkerchief sprinkled with sedatives. Suddenly, I felt like sneezing, so I instinctively covered my mouth. When I woke up the next day, I was naked, and my butt... hurt so much...
3. If prostitution is legalized, I'll go get a prostitute's license.
The other night, I was watching TV in bed. My husband asked me, "What's your take on the issue of legalizing prostitution?"
The husband said, "Anyway, we can't ban it. It's better to legalize it so that prostitutes can get regular checkups and not get sick. There's also an example where, if prostitution is legal, the husband wouldn't dare to stop his wife from going out to solicit prostitutes. If he did, he'd say, 'The country has legalized it, why should we care at home? Which is more important, the national law or the family law?'"
I said, "If it were legal, I'd get a prostitute's license and let you patronize prostitutes for free."
4. So profound!
A long-distance couple chatted on their phones every day, their distance always showing as 1648km. Before the Lunar New Year, the girl couldn't stand the distance and broke up with him. The boy remained silent. On New Year's Eve, the girl went home and refreshed her phone, seeing that the boy was only 1.1km away. She refreshed again, and he was only 0.9km away. She understood what had happened, and walked to the door with tears in her eyes… That night, their distance decreased to -5cm, and the next day they still broke up.
5. One birth control pill at a time
[Warning] The day after Valentine's Day, a young woman went to see a doctor because she felt dizzy. The doctor asked, "What's wrong?" She replied, "I took 20 birth control pills." The doctor then asked, "Why didn't you take them according to the instructions?" She answered, "I did take them according to the instructions. The instructions say: one pill at a time." The doctor: (fainted on the spot…)
6. The young monk broke the precepts
Once, while traveling, I saw a pretty young woman teasing a young monk with candy at a temple. As the monk reached for the candy, the woman took the opportunity to pat his head a few times. Although the monk wasn't happy about being patted, he didn't object because he had already received the candy. Then, the woman went a step further and quickly kissed the monk. Everyone was stunned. The young monk burst into tears, running away crying, "I've broken my vow! I've broken my vow!"
7. These two are big liars!

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