How do chickens crow?

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1. Wang Fei's original name was Wang Feng. After she grew up, she became Wang Fei.

2. Teacher: Only after being drunk do you know how strong the wine is. Xiao Ming: I did it but didn't bleed. Teacher: Same old rules... ? Get out...

3. Question: Goddesses, what's the difference between hunger and thirst? Godly reply: These are two different ways to use a cucumber! Instant worship!

4. My wife blushed and said to me, "Honey, I need a shot." I excitedly rushed into the bedroom, stripped naked, and a moment later, my wife looked at me in astonishment with her wallet and car keys. It turned out she really was sick.

5. Decades later, when these rich second-generation kids are exhausted, that will be the day the losers rise! At that time, they can completely rebuke their former goddesses: I'm ugly, but I have good kidneys!

6. Woman: Honey, do you think my chest is flat? Man: Of course not, how can there be pebbles on an airport!

7. In the past, everyone said: "A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold" when getting married. Now, I just want to say: "A new couple, two old guys!"

8. When I was a kid, I wanted lucky money for Chinese New Year so I could set off firecrackers. In my youth

, I took my girlfriend out with my allowance so I could set off firecrackers. Now, even after getting married, I hide some money so I can still set off firecrackers! 9. I just saw a news report about a man who had one of his testicles accidentally removed during surgery and had to pay 2 million yuan in compensation. Now, just thinking about carrying 4 million yuan worth of stuff around every day makes my legs weak…

10. Teacher: Xiaoming, please imitate how a rooster crows. Xiaoming: Oh! Sir, you're here again! Quickly, come upstairs! Teacher: Get out… Xiaoming: (Silently walks out of the classroom)

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