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The kids were so much fun! 

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1. Older brother: "You have to plan everything out before you do it, understand?"
Younger brother: "That's why Mom had you first!"
2. Older sister: "Do you know what Chibi Maruko-chan's older sister's name is?"
Younger brother: "No."
Older sister: "Here's a hint, she's a bit older than Maruko." Younger
brother: "Oh, braised lion's head meatballs?" (
A typical foodie younger brother...)
3. The TV was showing the African animal migration. The narrator said vividly, "1.5 million wildebeest, 350,000 gazelles, and 200,000 zebras are migrating during the African dry season. This is the largest mammal migration in the world."
Before he finished speaking, my cousin indignantly retorted, "That's only a little over 2 million in total. How can that be the largest migration?"
My sister-in-law asked in surprise, "If that doesn't count, then what does?"
My cousin calmly replied, "Have you ever seen the Spring Festival travel rush?"
4. Dad scolded his son, "The neighbor is very unhappy because you punched his son and broke his eye. And you say it was an accident?"
The son said, "I meant to hit his nose..."
5. My niece is 5 years old. I called her while eating a banana, "Sweetie, come
eat a banana !"
She casually replied, "You're so naughty!"
I was taken aback, "What's wrong?"
Unexpectedly, she said, "Every time Dad says that, Mom..."

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