Sister, don't be shy!

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1. A friend of mine, a guy in his early twenties, is hilarious. He was on a bus and offered his seat to an elderly man with white hair. The old man gratefully replied, "Thank you, sir!" Everyone around was momentarily speechless! My friend then said, "Miss, don't mention it!" The surrounding passengers burst into laughter!
2. One day, I went to a classmate's house to play. During lunch, my classmate's younger brother (a third grader) suddenly blurted out, "Mom, xxx wrote me a love letter, and I said yes!" I was stunned. Of course, that wasn't the climax. The climax was his mother's shocking reply: "Just don't get scammed out of your money. Having more experience is good, unlike your dad who has no experience at all. Don't worry, Mom's got your back." After hearing this, I was speechless. Seriously, it's one thing for kids to be precocious, but even the parents are going against the grain…
3. Last year, the company organized a trip. On the bus, the leader asked everyone to tell a joke to pass the time. When it was a girl's turn, she thought and thought for a long time. The leader asked, "You haven't heard a single joke, have you?" She said quietly, "I'm thinking of something serious..." Serious, you know what I mean. The whole bus burst into laughter!
4. During my internship, I was chatting with a middle-aged man in overalls in the workshop. A classmate asked, "You work really hard here, have you ever thought about changing jobs? It'd be better to develop your career elsewhere, the salary here isn't high." The man quietly replied, "I'm the boss here."
5. A classmate who studied Sanda (Chinese kickboxing) for three years was robbed in a dark alley by two men because he was short… Now we're eating hotpot and singing karaoke, where did the money come from? Figure it out yourself…
6. My son's latest QQ signature: Eight years of affection couldn't withstand a youthful face... The climax is that my son is nine years old this year.

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