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1. It's my dad's birthday today. I tried calling him but couldn't get through, so I called my mom: "Mom, why isn't your husband answering my calls?!"
"Because my husband is very strict; he doesn't answer other women's calls!"
2. Dad: Are you hungry after playing all day?
Daughter: A little.
Dad: Your mom will be back soon to cook.
3. I told my girlfriend I'd been bungee jumping, and she looked at me with great admiration. The truth is, I was crying and screaming because I was too scared to jump, and my own dad pushed me off, yelling, "We've already paid, it's such a waste if you don't jump!"
4. My child is one year old. The other day I saw him squatting on the bed straining, and I rushed over. Just as he was about to poop, I gritted my teeth and caught him. Thank goodness! I almost had to wash the sheets!
5. My mom found out I lied. She said, "I'm a reasonable person, I don't hit people randomly. Let me tell you why you shouldn't lie. Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?"
I hesitated for
a moment, "Okay, I don't think I've heard it before." My mom immediately slapped me: "Never heard it? I told you that the first time you lied."
I covered my face and said, "Yes."
My mom slapped me again: "You heard it and you still dared to lie?"
Women's reasoning is truly terrifying.
6. Today the teacher said we needed to pay 250 yuan for tutoring. Because I wanted more money, I called my dad and said 300 yuan.
All I heard on the other end of the phone was my dad telling my mom that the tutoring fee was over 1500 yuan...

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