The perverted poster and the incredibly powerful 18+ version of the reply

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1. Perverted poster: Why didn't Tang Sanzang cut off his penis and give it away?
A hilarious reply: It's estimated that Tang Sanzang's penis was too small, making him embarrassed to show it off, and others were too embarrassed to look for it. Most people couldn't even find it; it's probably been neglected for generations and has atrophied. It's genuinely hard to find; it's not that he didn't want to give it away. If he had been given to the Tang Emperor, the Tang Dynasty would still be in its golden age.
2. Perverted poster: Finally found a non-pornographic news item on NetEase, do you guys want to see it? The Central Meteorological Observatory issued a weather forecast for National Day.
Hilarious reply: Haha, this one's yellow too? ******Cloudy.
3. Perverted poster: Which is more cost-effective, raising a dog or raising a man?
A hilarious reply: Auntie, even if you can treat a man like a dog, would you dare treat a dog like a man?
4. Perverted poster: In a company's year-end performance review, a male employee in the administration department commented on a female employee: "She is easily agitated when doing things?"
A brilliant reply: A female secretary commented on a male secretary: He can't stick to anything.
5. Perverted poster: Why do men want to have sex?
A brilliant reply: Taking the road less traveled!
6. A perverted poster: I'm a 26-year-old divorced woman with a child, and now three unmarried men are pursuing me at the same time. I don't know who to choose for the rest of my life. Can anyone on Tianya offer some advice?
Hilarious reply: Yeah, I suggest you find the thickest one!
7. Perverted poster: Men, would you rather have Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?
A brilliant reply: I wouldn't choose either a rooster or a pheasant.
8. Perverted poster: What does it mean when both doors of a hair salon have "Dry Cleaning" and "Leisure" written on them?!
A hilarious reply: The service here is to "dry" and "wash," so once you come in, don't even think about "being idle."
9. Perverted poster: I'm getting a circumcision, but I don't want to be seen by a female doctor. I'm too embarrassed to say anything, so I'm asking you all what to do and how to say it?
A brilliant reply: Tell her to change the turtleneck to a turn-down collar.
10. Perverted poster: I found a girlfriend and we're about to get married, but I found out that she used to have relationships with more than a dozen men. I'm heartbroken and don't know if I should continue with her... Explosive reply: The number of men who slept with your woman could fill a minibus. Do you need a reinforced platoon to feel comfortable?
11. Perverted poster: Eileen Chang said in "Lust, Caution" that "the passage to a woman's soul is ******", so where is the passage to a man's soul?
A hilarious reply: Ever since I learned this saying, my way of observing the world has changed drastically. For example, yesterday I ran into a junior high classmate, and I asked him, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To meet a girl." This classmate immediately transformed into a bubbly, fearless brute, declaring to me with boundless confidence, "I'm either in [a certain place], or on my way to [a certain place]!"
12. Perverted poster: What should I do if I can't get a wife because I don't have money?
A hilarious reply: In a society like this, you can't get a wife without money. We can only create our own sexual happiness with our own hard work.
13. Perverted poster: A younger sister wrote some very erotic things online, and her older brother asked in bewilderment: Why do I get an erection every time I read your posts?
A brilliant reply: Because you're sitting on a stool.
14. Perverted poster: A girl posted her photo on her blog and asked everyone what they thought?
A brilliant reply: Life already has enough setbacks. Why make things harder on yourself?
15. Perverted poster: Why are all pubic hairs curly? Has anyone thought about this? I've been thinking about it for over 20 years and still don't understand.
A hilarious reply: Try covering your head with your underwear for a few months.
16. Perverted poster: I'm so troubled! My girlfriend and I have the same name... What should I do?
A hilarious reply: The people I hate most in this life are the Japanese!
17. Perverted poster: Man, why are you having sex?
A hilarious reply: I didn't want to either, but my second brother did, and I was forced into it!
18. Perverted poster: A woman has been married for many years without children. She is going to the Guanyin Bodhisattva statue tomorrow to pray for a child. She doesn't know how to pray.
A hilarious reply: Greatly compassionate Guanyin, please grant me a child. I've been married for many years and still don't have one. If you say there's something wrong with me, I had a child before we got married. If you say he's incapable, it's not like he's my only child.
19. Perverted poster: I'm driving on the highway with a dog, and I'm asking everyone if it's okay to put the dog in the trunk?
A brilliant reply: Okay, it wasn't spoiled by the time we got to our destination.
20. Perverted poster: I play games and have sex with my wife at the same time last night. What do you guys do while playing games? Are you as good as me?
Hilarious reply: That's so true! I'd like to too, but I'm afraid your wife won't agree. Could you ask her for me if she minds having another person? :) 21. Perverted poster: My boyfriend and I have known each other for 4 years, but he never ejaculates when we have sex, but he does when I use my mouth. It's so strange and I'm worried. Can anyone tell me what's going on?
A hilarious reply: He's probably from the Chinese national football team!
22. Perverted poster: The Hainan mineral water death incident shows that food safety in China is worrying. Mineral water can kill people? Doesn't it have the QS mark?
Hilarious reply: Just wondering, does qs mean "go die"?
23. Perverted OP: A certain perverted OP used two black dots in a reply, I don't know why?
Hilarious reply: Good heavens, this expert only used two dots in their reply. I thought there was dust on the screen that I couldn't wipe off with my hand, so I even spit on it to wipe it... 24. Perverted poster: I love you downstairs!
A brilliant reply: Now that things have come to this, I have to admit, you are the best friend I know. I feel really happy being with you. (Sorry, I accidentally typed an extra character.)
25. Perverted poster: It's so late, and he's still glued to his computer, showing no sign of sleeping. I can't take it anymore, what should I do?
A hilarious reply: Honey, stop playing around. Your breasts feel much better to touch than the mouse.
26. Perverted poster: I've been living with my girlfriend for half a year and I'm still a virgin (not because I have any physiological problems, I'm just depressed). Explosive reply: Poster, you're something else. You've been living with her for half a year and you've even slept with Furong JJ. You can go participate in the Special Olympics right now.
27. Perverted OP: One day, I was chatting with some male colleagues in the office. They were all talking about pretty much the same thing. I wondered: Do you men all talk with your lower bodies?
A hilarious reply: Don't you women obey with your lower bodies?
28. Perverted poster: Science has proven that the strongest and most powerful muscle in the human body is actually the tongue.
A hilarious reply: I always thought it was JJ.
29. Perverted OP: Getting a static shock is indeed very painful, no less than a regular electric shock. Friends on Tianya, have you ever encountered this situation? How did you deal with it? Please advise.
A hilarious reply: "When you go out, you wear an iron chain around your waist that drags on the ground so you can discharge static electricity. It's just that it makes a lot of clanging noise when you walk, but I get it! Apparently, the shackles on prisoners' legs are actually a kind of welfare, designed to protect them from static electricity." Or, you could tie a wire to their penis and quietly let it dangle from their trouser leg to the ground—very quiet, and they wouldn't be bothered by the noise from the prisoners.
30. Perverted poster: Everyone, share your experiences of buying condoms for the first time.
Hilarious reply: The first time I went there, the girl asked if I wanted a large or small size. I thought it was the same as the size on the clothes, so I said I wanted two plus sizes.

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