My silly friends' nonsensical and hilarious remarks

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1. Personally, I believe in doing things myself without bothering others! That's why I've remained single for so many years.
2. We just went on a blind date. After dinner, we both felt good about it and were taking a walk along the street when we ran into some friends. One of them said, "You're really not a good friend. You went out with a girl and didn't even invite your brothers."
3. I forgot to bring money when I ate out. I told the owner I'd pay next time, but he refused. In a fit of anger, I called over a dozen of my buddies, and we barely managed to scrape together the money.
4. When I have money, I'll become a beggar and hire tens of thousands of people to line up and throw money into my bowl.
5. These colors are dazzling: Muto blue, tea bitch green, brainless pink, poop yellow, good white, Northeast silver, and hygiene gold.
6. When my hair grows long enough to reach my waist, will you marry me?
When your hair reaches your waist, you must lift it when you squat on the toilet. If you let it flow freely, the smell of your hair ends will be unbearable.
7. I went on a blind date for the first time and was a little excited. While the girl was in the restroom, the matchmaker told me to talk more and find topics to talk about. When the girl came over and sat down, I asked if the men's restroom was crowded.
8. A man complimented me, "You look so pretty when you pout, like a chrysanthemum." I got furious. The man then said, "You look even prettier when you're angry, it's like your anus is prolapsed!"

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