The Little Thor that will make you laugh out loud

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1. I just got a haircut, and a six or seven-year-old boy sat next to me. He asked the barber in a clear voice to make the haircut look cool so that the other students in my class would be envious. Someone next to him asked: Do you have a girlfriend?
He remained silent. I cut to the chase: How many girlfriends do you have?
He whispered: Two.
The people around burst into laughter, and one woman asked: Why are there only two?
The child sighed: I don't have much pocket money...
Comment: Why get such a cool hairstyle if you don't have much money?
2. One evening, my fourth-grade daughter was doing her math homework. She asked me: What is 117 divided by 3? I answered for her.
She then asked: What is 140 divided by 4? I answered again.
When she asked me her third question, I said, "Why do you always ask me instead of figuring it out yourself?"
“Oh,” she said, “the book says you can use any method.”
Comment: Wouldn't it be better to just use a calculator?
3. My son has been watching war movies these past few days. He just got home today, and he suddenly said to me, "Stop! Which unit are you from?"
I said one thing: I am your father!
My son said: "You traitorous dog, don't associate with me!"
Comment: All this trying to build a relationship with you is for your mother's sake.

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