Five jokes for adults to enjoy!

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1. A kangaroo and a frog went to a brothel. The kangaroo finished quickly, while the frog next door kept chanting "One, two, three, hey! One, two, three, hey!" all night long. The kangaroo was very envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! Brother Frog, you're amazing!" The frog replied, "I couldn't even jump onto the bed all night!"
Comment: I think a frog's tongue can attack from a distance...
2: An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?" The camel replied, "Get lost! I don't talk to things with their penises on their faces!"
Comment: The whale said, "Damn, I even have my penis on my back!"
3: A kindergarten teacher was taking her students swimming when she accidentally exposed a pubic hair. One student asked, "Teacher, what's that?" The teacher, in a moment of desperation, plucked it out and said, "A thread!"
Comment: Luckily it was just one; if it had been a bunch...
4: A row of prostitutes were waiting for customers on the street. An octogenarian woman saw them and asked curiously, "What are you waiting for?" The prostitutes replied irritably, "Waiting for lollipops!" The old woman joined the queue to wait for candy, but was arrested by the police. The police asked the old woman, "You don't have any teeth, how can you still do this?" The old woman laughed and said, "I can lick them!"
Comment: It's okay to have no teeth, as long as you have cavities.
5: The little girl always showed off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, "You'll never have this!" The girl also took off her pants and said, "My mom said that as long as I have this, you can have as many of those things as you want!"

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