The Little Thor 3 will make you laugh out loud!

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1. My little niece came to my house today. After using the toilet, she came out and said to me, "Auntie, you put so many packs of toilet paper in the toilet, but when I opened them, there wasn't a single sheet. I opened one pack and there wasn't one... I didn't even have time to wipe my bottom!"
I said, "Impossible."
She pulled me into the bathroom: "Look, I've already stuck them on the wall for you..."
Comment: Grandma, is that toilet paper? Look closely, that's a sanitary napkin.
2. My son angered me and pulled me so I was about to hit him. Then he went to his father and complained that I was bullying him.
Just then, my husband went to the bathroom. He couldn't find his father anywhere, and when he asked me, I ignored him.
Finally, the child shouted loudly, "Where did your husband go? He doesn't want you anymore, he went to the supermarket to buy a new wife!"
Comment: That supermarket that sells wives must be incredibly popular.
3. A colleague asked his son, "Little friend, what's your zodiac sign?"
The son answered seriously, "Uncle, I was born in the year of the egg."
The colleague was taken aback and quickly asked, "Why is it associated with the egg?"
The son argued confidently, "My mother was born in the Year of the Rooster, and I'm her son, so of course I'm born in the Year of the Egg!"
Comment: That makes sense; that's the result of your mother incubating it for 10 months.

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