How many times a day should a breeding pig mate with a sow?

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1. Ah-Dai: "Why isn't my ramen here yet? I've been waiting forever!"
Waiter: "Don't rush, don't rush, the master is pulling it!"
Just then, the head chef brought over a bowl of hot noodles, saying enthusiastically, "These are freshly made! They're still steaming hot! Please, have some!"
2. The salesman was away from home five days a week because he was busy with work, so he naturally felt apologetic to his wife and wanted to make it up to her over the weekend!
One Saturday, as they were making love on that creaky bed... suddenly!
The old lady next door pounded on the wall, yelling: "Are you ever going to stop?! There are seven days in a week! Can't you even take a day off?"
3. The President and his wife inspect a pig farm. For more exciting content, please visit: zeze_lu.com President: "May I ask how many times a day that robust breeding pig mates with the sow?"
The owner said, "It happens about ten times a day on average!"
The First Lady: "Look at them! And look at yourself!"
President: "Do those pigs mate with the same sow every day?"
Farm owner: "No, it mates with different sows."
The president said to his wife, "Look at them! And look at yourself!"
4. It was Mr. Lin's wife's birthday, and she asked Mr. Lin to take her to a strip club to broaden her horizons. Mr. Lin was so pestered that he had no choice but to comply.
Upon arriving at the entrance of the strip club, a waiter politely said, "Mr. Lin, welcome." Mr. Lin nervously tried to stop him, while Mrs. Lin glared at him angrily.
Upon entering the strip club, the manager greeted Mr. Lin, "Welcome, Mr. Lin. Would you like to sit in your usual spot?" Mrs. Lin's face was already turning pale with anger.
As the performance began, the strippers swayed their hips and took off their clothes one by one to the rhythm of the music.
She called out in a sweet voice, "Whose is this one?"
"Of course it's Mr. Lin!" all the guests said in unison.
At this point, Mrs. Lin had fainted from anger.
Mr. Lin quickly picked her up and got into the taxi.
Mrs. Lin suddenly came to her senses and angrily shouted, "You liar, you bastard, you beast!"
The taxi driver remarked, "Mr. Lin, the girl you picked up tonight is quite feisty!"
5. A couple is deeply in love and whispering sweet nothings to each other.
Woman: What are you thinking about right now?
Man: Just like you thought.
The woman immediately slapped the man across the face and yelled: "You scoundrel!"

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