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1. My family once experienced a severe case of domestic violence. My wife was terrified and knelt on the ground, crying and begging me, "Honey, please don't die! I promise I'll never hit you so hard again..."
2. Wife: Honey, if you lost me one day, how would you feel?
Me: Hmm... Like cooking without salt!
Wife: You mean life would be tasteless without me?
Me: Silly girl, I mean I'd go buy another pack!
Wife...
3. Our second wedding anniversary is coming up soon, and I suddenly thought of something: 50 years of marriage is called a golden wedding anniversary, but what about two years?
So I asked my husband, who pondered for a moment and then uttered two words: "Second marriage!"
Me...
4. Husband: Everyone says men and women are equal, shouldn't we be equal in our family too?
Wife: Sure. You men have been bullying women for over a thousand years. True equality will only happen when we bully you for over a thousand years too. Don't worry, in another thousand years, our family will be equal.
Husband...
5. "Honey, massage my wrist, it hurts a bit!"
"Okay!"
...
"Hmm! That feels much better."
"Wife, why does your wrist hurt?"
"I probably strained it because I hit you too hard today..."

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