Children's Day greetings will amaze you!

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1. To help my son focus on his studies, I made three rules with him: First, no more than half an hour of TV time per day;
second, no more than half an hour of internet time per day, and he can only look up homework and materials, no games;
third, no more than half an hour of playing with friends after school.
After a little while, my son said, "When you get old, I'll also make three rules with them: no more than half an hour of TV time per day, no more than half an hour of internet time per day, and no more than half an hour of playing with other elderly people per day..."
2. Stranger: "Little boy, what's your name?"
Boy: "I don't know."
Stranger: "How did your mother call you when she was making the cake?"
Boy: "She didn't call me, I was already there."
3. That day after work, I met an old man leading a little boy on the street.
Passing a small stall, a little boy pestered an old man to buy him some food: "Grandpa, can you give me a dollar? I'll give you all the money I earn when I grow up."
The old man teased him, "How much will you give me?"
The little boy thought for a moment and said, "It's not up to me, it depends on how much my wife gives me!"
4. Today I took my four-year-old daughter to see the fairy tale play Cinderella. She asked me, "Mommy, what is a stepmother?"
I said, "It's a stepmother."
After watching for a while, my daughter said to me with tears in her eyes, "Mommy, this stepmother is even worse than you!"

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