Seven Jokes

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1. One day, my homework notebook came to life, and its first words were, "We're white!"
2. To revive a dead group, all it takes is a red envelope. To kill a living group, all it takes is a homeroom teacher.
3. One exam proves nothing! That's why we have make-up exams...
4. For most test takers, the CET-6 (College English Test Band 6) is actually just a national English sixth sense test!
5. Doing summer homework, I can tolerate copying the answers to questions I don't know, but you even copied the abbreviation! --- The teacher angrily yelled at me.
6. This year's children's end-of-term summaries:
1. Come at me if you dare, don't scare my dad at the parent-teacher conference!
2. The end-of-term exam results are out, I think my mom is going to have a second child.
3. Every time, the teacher asks us: Did you understand? We nod and say we understood. I think to myself: Whatever makes you happy, after all, you're so old, we don't want to upset you.
7. Three basic methods for answering Chinese poetry questions: The poet's demotion method, The poet's happiness method, The poet's homesickness method.
Three basic methods for solving math problems: visual observation, brute force substitution, and obvious correctness.
Three basic methods for English reading comprehension problems: coin toss, pen drop, and dice rolling.
Three basic methods for solving physics problems: direct substitution, conservative approach (choose fewer options), and immediately obvious error.
Three basic methods for solving political essay questions: copying the original text, copying the question stem, and copying the answer choices.
Three basic methods for solving history essay questions: his argument is reasonable, his argument is one-sided, and his argument is nonsense.

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