She was a virgin a long time ago.

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1. A plump middle-aged woman wearing a yellow t-shirt walked down the street!
The t-shirt on her chest had the words "I am a virgin!" written on it.
Passersby stopped in their tracks, curious, as the plump woman walked past them with a smile.
A moment later, everyone scattered with a commotion!
It turned out that there was also a line of words on the fat woman's back: "That was a long time ago."
Comment: Even if she's a virgin, there's no need to make it public knowledge. Is she going to sell herself?
2. A passenger was feeling airsick and wanted to vomit, so he quickly asked the flight attendant for a plastic bag!
Unexpectedly, I felt so dizzy that I soon filled the plastic bag with vomit!
The flight attendant said, "Just bear with it for a moment, I'll go get another one!"
When the flight attendant returned, she found the floor covered in vomit!
The flight attendant asked angrily, "What's going on?"
The passenger said, "When I saw that I was about to throw up, I quickly took a sip, but I didn't expect that everyone else would throw up!"
Comment: Seriously, I felt like throwing up after watching it.
3. A beautiful woman was following a lecherous man after her night shift. Terrified, she passed a cemetery. Just as the man was about to assault her, she stopped in front of a grave and said, "Dad, open the door, I'm home." The lecherous man ran away in fright.
The beautiful woman laughed smugly at her cleverness, but before her laughter subsided, a sinister voice came from the grave, saying, "Girl, why did you forget your keys again?" Terrified, the woman screamed and ran away.
Just then, a tomb raider crawled out of the grave and said, "You're interfering with my work, I'll scare you to death!" Suddenly, he noticed an old man in front of the tombstone, chiseling at it. Curious, he asked, "What are you doing?" The old man angrily replied, "These unfilial descendants have carved my tombstone wrong, so they're here to fix it themselves!" Upon hearing this, the tomb raider was so frightened that he ran away as fast as he could.
Watching the tomb raider's retreating figure, the old man sneered, "Trying to steal my business? You'll be scared to death!" Suddenly, his chisel fell to the ground. Just as he was about to bend down to pick it up, he saw a hand emerge from the bushes, accompanied by a cold voice: "Ah, daring to change my house number!" Terrified, the old man scrambled away.
A scavenger crawled out of the bushes, picked up a chisel from the ground, and sighed, "These days, even picking up a piece of scrap metal takes so much effort."
Comment: Those who collect scraps are the real atheists.
4. An IT manager walked into a ramen shop and asked, "Do you need a client application?"
The boss said, "The noodles are usually served by the waiters; we only need customers when we're busy."
Comment: Dude, you're amazing for going to a noodle shop to promote your app!
5. My friend has a phone charm, a violent bear, the kind where you can break off all four limbs.
She was missing an arm, and then I went crazy and asked her how she could be missing an arm?
She said to me very calmly and expressionlessly, "He is Yang Guo."

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