Five jokes a day

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1. Old Wang had worked all day and was very dirty and tired, so he went to relax.
I booked a pretty girl, and she came into the room, took off her clothes, and said, "Wash these dirty clothes!"
The pretty girl was very unhappy: "What kind of person do you take me for!"
Old Wang chuckled: "The laundry chicken!"
2. The boss returned to the office at 11 PM to retrieve some documents and found Xiao Wang still working overtime. "Xiao Wang, still working so late?" he remarked.
"Yes, Mr. Zhang... I'm new here and want to familiarize myself with the business as soon as possible."
"Oh my, your enthusiasm reminds me of a former colleague of mine. He was just like you, working overtime like crazy as soon as he joined the company, doing much more work than anyone else. And soon, a few months later..."
"He got promoted?"
"No, his wife ran off with someone else."
3. Old Wang accompanied his boss to a buffet. When he saw pig liver, Old Wang recommended it to his boss: "This is good. It's good for your eyes."
Upon seeing carrots, he quickly added, "These are good too; they're good for your eyes."
The leader chuckled: "So, according to you, I only need to eat one of these two things."
Old Wang was taken aback, then quickly added: They're different, one is better for the left eye, and the other is better for the right eye.
4. After get off work, Xiao Wang went to the market to buy groceries. When he came to the beef stall, he asked the owner, "Has this beef been inspected?"
Boss: "It's been checked."
Then he bought two kilograms and asked, "How did you inspect this cow?"
Boss: "I saw it was a cow, so I slaughtered it."
5. One day I had a fight with my girlfriend. She turned off her phone and went home. I chased her to her apartment building. I wanted to call her name, but I was afraid her mother would hear me.

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