A college girl's poetic plea for help finding her underwear

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A college girl's poetic plea for help finding her underwear
1. A female college student lost her underwear, and her poetic lost and found notice read:
A long, long time ago
There is a dense black forest
There is a lovely little stream bed in the forest.
Many kind-hearted tadpoles often come here to have swimming competitions.
To protect this arena of life,
It also adds more fun.
The forest goddess shrouded the forest in mists of many different colors, including white and black.
The vitality of the forest aroused the jealousy of the god of calamity.
On a pitch-black night
A wisp of white lace trim was stolen.
Whenever I think of the evil god of calamity wanting to put it on his head and traverse the land, I feel deeply troubled.
The beautiful forest goddess was always heartbroken.
Now she calls forth warriors to the sea and the sky.
Find that... no, that thin mist
Once you find it, you can go to the Black Forest to participate in an interesting life competition.
Go!
My warrior!
Comment: This younger sister is incredibly talented, with a brilliant writing style. She will definitely surpass Qiong Yao and Sanmao in the future.
2. It's not even as good as a dick!
During the counterattack against Vietnam, a regimental commander fought bravely but was unfortunately hit by a stray bullet, losing his penis. When the villagers heard the news, they all rushed to the hospital to comfort him. Of course, this was a difficult matter to discuss; the commander didn't let them know the extent of his injury, only saying it was a minor scratch and he'd be discharged soon. The villagers went home reassured. The commander's wife, young and beautiful, in the prime of her life, knew the extent of his injury. Thinking about it, she couldn't help but cry sadly. The commander, understanding their plight, patiently comforted her: "Wife, don't cry. The child is all grown up now. I've tried everything for you these past few years, what more could you ask for? Look, I've been promoted to division commander, and even after transferring to civilian life, I'll be a high-ranking official. Is a high-ranking official less important than a penis?"
Comment: Actually, for women, or for both men and women, sex is a very important thing in life. Food and sex are basic human needs, and sex and food are almost equally important. It can be seen that sometimes no matter how high your official position is, it is not as important as a penis.
3. Short skirt
Upon returning from a business trip abroad, the manager noticed that the company's female employees were wearing increasingly shorter skirts. Without the board's approval, he unilaterally issued a document prohibiting female employees from wearing excessively short skirts. This caused a huge uproar in the small company.
Finance Department: We will consider applying for hardship allowances for employees who are barely clothed. Business Department: Experience shows that skirt length is inversely proportional to our company's business volume.
Development Department: The shorter the skirt, the lower the cost, but the better the sales. Our products should also shift in this direction.
Chief Engineer's Office: Whether you wear a long skirt or a short skirt, if you can produce a good product, you don't have to wear one.
Secretariat: Wearing short skirts makes it easier to work overtime.
Assembly line: Inspired by short skirts, we believe our product packaging should also be attractive to customers.
Machining workshop: Since short skirts are less likely to get caught in equipment, greatly reducing workplace accidents, it is recommended that short skirts be used as the next work uniform in this workshop.
Cafeteria: The number of people sitting down to eat has increased, while the number of people reading newspapers while eating has decreased.
Single-person dormitory: The appearance of short skirts makes our room bright and airy. (Drying clothes no longer blocks the light.)
Human Resources Department: Due to the recent increase in employees wearing short skirts, the number of long-term absenteeisms has decreased recently.
Archives: The data shows that what is condensed is the essence.
Health Department: The recent flu outbreak at our company is unrelated to short skirts, but there has been an increase in the number of people falling down without apparent cause recently.
Computer Room: Employees' interest in repairing computers themselves is at an all-time high!
Logistics Department: 1. We strongly recommend that the company's floors be re-laid with high-grade floor tiles; 2. We can stop allocating funds for the company's air conditioning maintenance to reduce company expenses.
Women who wear short skirts have noticed that when traveling with their drivers for business, the drivers always seem to shift gears intentionally or unintentionally.
The elevator technician discovered that the elevator was frequently damaged by human error, and that most employees preferred to climb the stairs.
The cleaning staff noticed a significant increase in the number of men volunteering to clean windows, and a trend of employees voluntarily picking up litter from the ground has become prevalent.

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