Three Jokes a Day, Part 3

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1. A man went to a restaurant and ordered a donkey penis. When the dishes were served, the waitress would announce their names, but the young woman was shy and didn't. The man, wanting to tease her, asked what the dish was and why she hadn't announced its name. The woman blushed and didn't answer. Then, as the man picked up the donkey penis and put it in his mouth, the woman said, "This is what you put in a donkey's vagina."
Comment: I burst out laughing when I heard that. The waiter must have been teased a lot to come up with that idea.
2. Today, the young couple next door to my rented room were fighting, and being a neighbor, I went to intervene. Goodness, this guy is really vicious; he actually attacked his wife! Even I'm covered in bruises. That evening, they were whispering to each other again. The woman said, "You're so cruel to me, treating me like that." Then I heard the man say, "How could I?! Didn't you see I was hitting that idiot?!" You two, come out here!
Comment: It's best to mind your own business in the future.
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3. I live in the countryside! I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and out of sheer boredom, I knocked on the wall. Then the neighbor's dog barked, then my dog barked, and then... then all the dogs in the village barked! Haha~ Silly dogs!
Comment: I really miss my old life in the countryside, where every family had a dog.

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