This quirky guy, DouB, always manages to make you laugh.

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1. My neighbors always point and whisper about me. It's one thing if it happens once, but it happens every time.
It's infuriating! As the saying goes, it's not society that adapts to you, but you that adapt to society. It's been so long and they still can't get used to my habit of running around naked. How are you going to survive in society? 2. I logged onto QQ and heard a "cough cough"... My heart skipped a beat! Wow, no one's added me in ages! I wonder which girl has fallen for me?! I opened it... Damn, I got kicked out of the group!!! Damn it!!
3. They say people have two functions: 1. To bring honor to their ancestors, 2. To continue the family line. For me, the first function is basically bankrupt. I still spend all holidays alone, so the second function is also in jeopardy...
4. Don't casually copy other people's ways of flirting with their wives. Because a "I hate you" from another wife could very well be a slap from your tomboyish wife. I'm going to go cry somewhere for a while...
5. A few days ago when I went home, my mom couldn't help but say to me again, "When are you going to find a girlfriend? XX is the same age as you, and her child is already old enough to run errands."
I felt extremely guilty, thinking I was very unfilial. The more I thought about it
, the angrier I got, so I walked out of the house... The next day I told my mom, "Mom, don't worry, I broke XX's son's leg. He can't run errands anymore."
6. Me: Yesterday I kissed a beautiful woman at the bar and told her I liked her.
Friend: That's awesome? Did she agree?

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