Five hilarious and witty jokes, how many did you understand? This is the third installment!

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1. A man and his girlfriend had a fight. He called to apologize, but the phone rang for a long time before finally being answered… Woman: “I’m sorry.” Man: (Extremely agitated but trying to remain calm): “You finally know you were wrong!” Woman: “The number you dialed is currently busy.” Man: “…………”

2. My good buddy, I heard he was stabbed in the butt a couple of days ago and had surgery, so I went to see him. He was attacked by four men and stabbed while helping a woman whose purse was snatched. Luckily, it wasn't a fatal wound. The woman picked up her purse and ran away. What happened on TV actually happened to me. I don't want to blame or criticize anyone. I can only say, buddy, you did a great job!!

3. A few years ago, I went to karaoke with a friend. Inside, we saw his father with a glamorous woman. We all ignored it, but he ran up to him and said: “Uncle, I came out to sing karaoke with my classmates, but we didn’t bring any money!” His father immediately gave him 2000 yuan, but he said: “Uncle, can you lend me some more? My dad will pay you back!” He gave another 2000, and they went their separate ways… Later, I heard him say that he went home and told his mom, who would reward him with 3000! When asked why, he said: “He gave his dad face there, so

he got to extort money! His dad was in the wrong, so he had to report him!” 4. In high school, we went to a boarding school. There was a idiot in my class who made a mistake and the teacher wanted to call his parents. So, this idiot took leave at noon and spent 20 yuan to hire a motorcycle taxi driver to impersonate his dad. The climax was that the homeroom teacher directly called his real dad at noon. When he brought “his dad” to the office in the afternoon, he said to the homeroom teacher: “This is my dad” (his real dad was sitting with his back to him). The homeroom teacher said

: “Then who is this…” His dad caught him and gave him a good beating. From then on, this incident became a well-known story. 5. I once took a taxi home and met a very enthusiastic driver. Suddenly, the driver said: “I recognize you, you’ve ridden in my car before.” I was so proud of myself, thinking that I was so good-looking that I would be unforgettable. Then the driver said, "Yes, this is the address. Your whole family is fat!" I...I...Driver, please forget about me.

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