Hilariously funny! Anyone who says I'm not funny, I'll fight them!

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Young people these days are unambitious and only seek crooked paths. Today, the bureau chief's ugly daughter, who weighs over 200 pounds, is getting married, and his colleagues are fawning over her, lying about how beautiful the bride is, hoping to find a chance to get promoted and make money! How degenerate! Anyway, the emcee is calling me to the wedding ceremony.
I had just blown out the candles and hadn't even had a chance to make a wish when I was kicked out of the funeral hall.
"Let me make this clear from the start."
"I'm handsome, so I'll speak later."
There's an auntie in our workshop who isn't very popular; many people dislike her. But I'm the only one who chats with her as usual. This all started when I saw her eating with her beautiful daughter.
When I'm on a business trip and staying in a hotel, sometimes I see footprints on the wall and I think, "Wow, there's a real expert here! They can kick that high!"
Until one day, my brother picked up a slipper and killed a mosquito, leaving a footprint on the wall.
One night, a guy got drunk and took a taxi home. In the car, he asked the driver: "Brother, why is it that when I drink, I can't control my lower body?"
The machine said: "It's normal. Men, you know how it is! A little bit of alcohol and they start partying!"
The man said: No, bro, I peed on the car!
Driver: Hey! What the hell?!
When I first started looking for a job, I didn't know what kind of job to look for, so I looked at the job postings on the walls. There were quite a few on the walls, and a lot of people were looking at them.
I saw someone watching from the corner of the wall ahead, so I went over to take a look. Just as I got there...

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