Five short jokes

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1. God sculpted a person from clay, and thus humanity came into being;
the first were white people—because God didn't bake the clay figure enough on the fire;
next came black people—because God was worried about undercooking it, so he overcooked it;
later, he mastered the perfect heat, and thus we, the yellow race, came into being. Therefore, we are God's most successful masterpiece.
2. Little Peter proudly told his friends, "My uncle is a priest, and everyone calls him 'Honored Father.'"
Little Paul said, "My uncle is a bishop, and everyone calls him 'Your Excellency.'"
Little Lacus retorted, "What's so great about that? My uncle weighs 150 kilograms."
Everyone who saw him exclaimed, "Oh! My God!" 3. Once upon a time, there was a little cucumber who felt she had too many pimples on her face, so she sliced herself up and applied the slices to her face. 4. A bull, while running, saw a cow grazing by the roadside and urgently said to her, "Run! The experts are coming!" The cow replied, "What's there to be afraid of if experts come? Aren't experts human?" The bull said, "These days, experts just brag!" Hearing this, the cow was terrified and ran off, asking the bull as she ran, "If the experts are bragging, what are you afraid of, you're a bull?" The bull said, "You really don't know? These days, besides bragging, experts also talk nonsense!"

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