10 funny jokes

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1. There are two kinds of books in the world. Other people's lives are biographies. My life is a collection of jokes. 2. During Chinese New Year, everyone usually eats dumplings. There are three main steps to making dumplings: preparing the filling, rolling out the dough, and wrapping the filling. The most crucial thing about the filling is that it shouldn't be too salty; the most crucial thing about the dough shouldn't be too thick; and the most crucial thing about the filling shouldn't be too long. 3. I'm a very principled person. No matter how many times the alarm rings, I can always get up just before I'm late. 4. "How come you're so young and already have elderly parents and young children to care for?" "Am I old and shameless? Am I not old? Am I not small-chested?" 5. I've discovered I'm not very good at shopping. A few days ago, I bought a piece of high-quality Hetian jade at the antique market. Today, I had it appraised, and it turned out to be fake. The world is going to the dogs! I want to return it now. I wonder if I can get my ten yuan back? 6. I often hear some men complaining that they have to kneel on a washboard after making their girlfriends angry, some even with swollen knees. Hearing this, I laughed. Is this even a man? Where's your dignity? Is this all you've got? Can't you learn some manly spirit from me? Can't you just buy a pair of knee pads for ten yuan like I do? 7. I'm a very simple and traditional girl. I only hope my partner works hard outside and does housework diligently at home. Whether he's the best or not doesn't matter, as long as I'm happy. 8. People say it's not surprising to see someone wearing the same clothes, but today I actually had the same wife as someone else! His wife looks exactly like mine! If my wife hadn't told me she was away on a business trip, I would have really thought that was my wife... 9. My wife and I work in different cities. Yesterday, a friend told me that iPhone location tracking is very accurate, so I tried it last night. The location showed my wife was in a hotel, so I called her and asked what she was doing. She said she was sleeping.
I asked where she was sleeping, and she said she was sleeping at home. Where else could she be?
It turns out that iPhone location tracking is very unreliable, with a huge margin of error!

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