If you don't laugh after watching this, I'll kneel down and laugh.

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Choose a large carp, about 40 centimeters long. Put it in the bathtub, and of course, fill the tub with water!
Then, jump into the bathtub and try to distract yourself, like imagining Marxism or UFOs or studying C programming to improve your skills, so as to avoid getting an erection!
Then, grab the fish and bring it to your side, lifting its mouth above the water. The fish will open its mouth in distress, panting softly. Quickly insert your limp penis into its mouth. The fish's mouth is very flexible, like that, so penises of different sizes can be used without worry!
Then it forcefully pushes it in, pressing its mouth against the base of the penis. The fish will instinctively swallow, mistaking the penis for a caterpillar. However, as the penis rapidly erects, it will become completely stuck in the fish's mouth and penetrate its belly. The carp will repeatedly swallow and spit, struggling all over, but it will never be able to free itself from the penis stuck in its throat!
Then until it's completely sprayed everywhere!!!...?
Then the little brother will shrink and slide out of the fish's mouth. The carp will continue to live and serve me. But it seems hundreds of millions of offspring have been fed to the fish, haha!
Note that carp is recommended; their mouths are big. I'm not sure about the effect of other fish, but most importantly, the fish can't have teeth! No teeth in its mouth or throat! Unless your penis is very strong! Those who are into this can try using a snakehead fish!
Do you know why fish keep making swallowing motions?
Because fish only have a 7-second memory. This method takes advantage of that. Huh, what's that? Let's see... Damn! It tastes awful, spit it out... Huh, what's that? Let's see... Damn! It tastes awful, spit it out... Huh, what's that? Let's see... Damn! It tastes awful, spit it out... Huh, what's that? Let's see... Damn! It tastes awful, spit it out!!! Don't ask who I am, my red scarf is even brighter now!! (Those who have used the blackfish, tell me what it felt like!)

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