Classic Jokes 4

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1. During my undergraduate studies, I was in a group with a female student for an independent experiment. An independent experiment meant we could do it whenever we wanted, as long as it was completed before the deadline. We never did it, and I eventually forgot about it. One day, she suddenly called: "Are you going to do it or not?" I was flattered: "What am I doing?" "Well, that thing, everyone's so anxious, and you're not worried at all." After a while, I realized we hadn't done the experiment, and my dream was ruined. Later, the lab teacher asked, "Have you submitted your lab reports yet?" I was with my girlfriend at the time, and she quickly answered, "Don't you remember? We just submitted them yesterday." I wonder if the old man had any dirty thoughts...

2. During a university class, a female classmate's phone kept ringing. It was a new phone, and she didn't know how to use it very well. Plus, she was sitting close to the teacher, and everyone around her was staring at her. I was quite close to her, so I deliberately sent her a text message: "Bought a new phone? The sound is nice..." Sure enough, it rang again a little while later. Then she replied, which made me want to smash my phone: "You're really something, you made me sweat all over."!!!!

3. Once at a karaoke bar, two guys were arguing about what to sing. A girl couldn't stand it and said, "Stop arguing, you sing the front, he sings the back, let's have a climax together." Everyone was silent, then burst into laughter.

4. One day at a dinner party, my girlfriend saw the chicken soup on the table and was very happy, saying: "Is this chicken?" All the guys were dumbfounded.

5. When we were in high school, a boy and a girl in our class got into an argument. The boy said, "What the hell are you so arrogant about?!" The girl replied, "Hey, I don't have any balls!"

6. Once, a math teacher was teaching us how to do a problem. He started by saying, "Please extract 2d!" The classroom fell silent.

7. One day, I was eating at the school cafeteria with a friend and two girls. We found that we only got three bowls of porridge. One of the pretty girls noticed the same thing. I said, "Never mind, I won't drink it." Then the pretty girl said, "It's okay, it's okay, don't drink the porridge yet. I have milk here. We'll drink milk when we get back." My friend burst out laughing. I was speechless.

8. Two of my classmates went to a jewelry store to buy some silver jewelry. They asked the clerk, "Do you sell silver?" After a few seconds, my classmate realized what he meant and then just left...

9. My naive high school deskmate and I were discussing relationships. When the topic turned to sex, she asked, "What does a boy's penis look like?" Then, pointing to my pencil case, she said, "Isn't it similar to this pencil case...?"

10. During a break in college, a female classmate was reading a book about astrology and telling everyone around her about their zodiac sign. When she got to my dorm leader, who was a Sagittarius and known for being flirtatious, she said, "You Sagittarians shoot arrows at girls when you see them" (meaning she was using the image of a Sagittarius with an arrow to seduce girls). After that, she said it wasn't intentional, which was very irresponsible. My roommates and I burst out laughing. The girl didn't understand what she meant.

11. In middle school, during an algebra class, the teacher was teaching us how to solve word problems. He was supposed to say, "Solution: Let t be the time it takes to reach point a." But the old man dragged out the word, saying, "Solution~~~~~~~I~ let t be the time it takes to reach point a." The whole class was speechless...

12. Once, while queuing for food, a classmate cut in line and said to a pretty girl, "Excuse me, can I cut in line?" The girl looked at him and said, "Okay, you can cut behind me..." I was incredibly embarrassed...

13. I was having dinner with friends and noticed that Xiao Zhang had bought a new phone and even bought a phone case to protect it. I was annoyed; why would a grown man wear a phone case? So I yelled, "Xiao Zhang, can you please not wear a case?"... Awkward...

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