Wife's Album

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1. My wife and I were shopping for clothes. While we were queuing to pay, she took out cash. Seeing many beautiful women around us, I decided to assert myself as the husband and pulled out my wallet, pulling out a credit card: "I'll pay!" My wife glanced at the girls around us and replied, "I'll pay. It wouldn't be good for your wife to know!"
2. Dad was chatting with guests when his son wanted to say something. Dad said, "Don't be so sneaky, speak up." The son loudly replied, "Mom told me to tell you not to keep the guests for dinner!"
3. One day my husband asked me, "What would you do if I died?" I said, "I'd go out to eat and shop with my best friend and keep having fun." Then I asked him, "What would you do if I died?" He said fiercely, "I'd go out to eat and shop with your best friend and have a blast."
4. I took my wife out for lunch one day, and I teased her a lot. She was feeling resentful the whole way, and just as we were about to eat, I said in a cheeky tone, "It's like I brought an idiot with me." She immediately yelled, "You're the one who brought an idiot!!"
5. The wife asked her husband, "A guy who used to pursue me is here on a business trip and wants to have dinner with me. Do you mind?" The husband thought for a moment and asked, "When did he pursue you?" The wife replied, "In my sophomore year of college." The husband asked, "How much did you weigh back then?" The wife answered, "Around 90 pounds." The husband looked his wife up and down and said, "Go ahead and let him give up on his feelings so we can live a good life together from now on."

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