You won't be able to stop laughing.

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→ Happiness is a disease. In a crowded place, boldly raise your arms and shout: "I'm sick, I'm really sick!"
→On the eve of the exam, the teacher said sternly, "Some students are using high technology to cheat, so this time, strict measures will be taken."
No vehicles are allowed on campus!
(Student: Ugh~ Transportation? Should I write the answer on the tank?)
→Your breath doesn't smell bad, it just smells like the clothes you just washed in the washing machine and then opened a month later.
→Teacher: "This year is the Year of the Pig. If you eat like a pig, sleep like a pig, and even grunt like a pig, I'll..."
I tolerated it, but could you please stop thinking like a pig?!
→Teacher: "Wishes are nice, but reality is cruel; it's impossible to have no homework."
(Student: xx, anything is possible.)
→Please face the wall and rush towards it at a speed of n kilometers per second. Among the many stars, you will see my deep affection for you.
The three words Qing said were: "Go to hell!"
→Classmate: "Stop playing 'Connect the Dots' and find something difficult to play!"
Teacher (angrily): "These students are so morally corrupt! In broad daylight, under the clear sky, they actually dare to say they want to..."
Looking for 'men' to hang out with!?"
→ Senior: "Sigh, let me tell you, in the first year of junior high, you want to play around; in the second year, you want to study; in the third year... you want to jump off a building!"
→Student A: "A certain middle school is like the blooming season, while another middle school is like the rainy season."
Student B: "What about our middle school?"
Student A: "...It's Jurassic..."
→No! You're not an idiot! Look, you're so dark-skinned, you're at most a "dark-skinned idiot".
→Do you know who Li Bai's father was? He was Li Zhenbai.
→Choosing a name is really important. The other day I saw someone with a very cool name, "Silver Sword"; it's just a pity...
His surname is "Fan".
→When have I ever seen them address me without calling me "Brother Wen," "Brother Zeng," or "Brother Ji"?! I really don't understand, even though I'm so polite...
Why did you break off all ties with me?!
→Student A: "Legend has it that you'll see ghosts if you look in the mirror at midnight!"
Student B: "You'll see it whenever you look in the mirror."
→Xiaoyou: "How do you usually end an article?"
Mom: "Just say 'Ah~' loudly and express your feelings."
Xiao You: "Ah~" (She takes the comb and goes to find her zither...)
Don't just read a post, chuckle, and walk away; you absolutely must reply with a "hehe" or "hehe".

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