A Collection of Jokes about Little White Rabbits

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A little white rabbit was happily running through the forest.
On the way, it encountered a giraffe rolling marijuana.
The little rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe, giraffe, why are you doing things that hurt yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is! Let's run together in nature!"
The giraffe glanced at the marijuana cigarette, then at the little rabbit, and tossed the cigarette behind it.
Run through the forest with the little white rabbit.
Later they encountered an elephant that was preparing to inhale cocaine.
The little rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, elephant, why are you doing things that hurt yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is! Let's run together in nature!"
The elephant looked at the cocaine, then at the little rabbit, and then tossed the cocaine behind it.
Run through the forest with the little white rabbit and the giraffe.
Later they encountered a lion that was preparing to inject heroin.
The little rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is! Let's run together in nature!"
The lion looked at the syringe, then at the little rabbit, and then threw the syringe behind him.
He rushed over and gave the little white rabbit a good beating.
The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit?"
It's so kind of it, caring about our health and encouraging us to connect with nature.
The lion said angrily, "That damn rabbit, every time he takes ecstasy, he drags me along..."
"Running around in the forest like an idiot."
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How do we deceive ourselves?! The story of the rabbit and the ant.
An ant was walking in the forest when it suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant quickly burrowed into the ground, sticking out only one leg. A rabbit, seeing this, was very curious and asked, "What are you doing?"
The ant whispered to the rabbit: Shh...don't make a sound, or I'll trip him up...
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One day, the little white rabbit ran into the upgraded version of the pharmacy.
One day, the little rabbit ran into the pharmacy and asked the owner, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" The owner said, "No."
The little white rabbit left.
The next day, the little rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the owner, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" The owner said, "I already told you, no!"
The little white rabbit left.
On the third day, the little rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the owner, "Boss, do you have carrots here?" The owner got impatient: "How many times have I told you?! No!!!"
If you keep bothering me, I'll pull all your teeth out with pliers!
The little rabbit got scared and ran away.
On the fourth day, the little rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the owner, "Boss, do you have pliers here?" The owner said, "No."
The little rabbit asked, "Then, do you have any carrots?"
The boss got really angry, took out a pair of pliers, and pulled out all of the little rabbit's teeth.
On the fifth day, the little rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the owner, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?"
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The little white rabbit and the big bear were squatting under the tree, taking a dump.
The big bear said to the little white rabbit: You little white rabbits are pretty, but you're just a nuisance!
You can tell when it gets dirty; it's pretty disgusting!
The little rabbit said: Look at what you're saying! Isn't that right!
The big bear said, "Of course!" As he spoke, the big bear casually grabbed the little white rabbit, wiped his bottom with it, and strode away.
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Wang Shuo's daughter is named Wang Bingbing.
One day, Wang Shuo returned home, and Wang Bingbing ran over and said, "Dad, Dad, let me tell you a story." Wang Shuo said, "Okay."
Wang Bingbing said:
One day, a very cute little white rabbit ran into the big forest and got lost. Just then, it saw a little black rabbit and ran up to him, asking, "Brother Black Rabbit, Brother Black Rabbit, I'm lost in the big forest. How can I get out of the big forest?" The little black rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The little white rabbit said, "Yes!"
The little black rabbit said, "If you want to know, you have to make me feel comfortable first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little black rabbit feel comfortable. So the little black rabbit told the little white rabbit how to get there, and the little white rabbit, knowing the way, continued hopping and skipping forward.
As the little white rabbit ran, it got lost again and bumped into a little gray rabbit. The little white rabbit then ran over and asked:
"Brother Little Gray Rabbit, Brother Little Gray Rabbit, I'm lost in the big forest. How can I get out of the big forest?" Little Gray Rabbit asked. "Do you want to know?" Little White Rabbit said, "Yes." Little Gray Rabbit said, "If you want to know, you have to make me feel comfortable first." Little White Rabbit had no choice but to make Little Gray Rabbit feel comfortable too. So Little Gray Rabbit told Little White Rabbit how to get out of the forest, and Little White Rabbit, knowing the way, continued hopping and skipping forward.
So, the little white rabbit finally made it out of the big forest. Then, the little white rabbit discovered she was pregnant.
At this moment, Wang Bingbing asked Wang Shuo, "Dad, guess what color the little white rabbit's litter of baby rabbits is?"
Wang Shuo asked, "What color is it?"
Wang Bingbing said, "Do you want to know?"
Wang Shuo said, "I want to."
Wang Bingbing said, "If you want to know, you have to make me feel comfortable first."
Wang Shuo later said, "When I heard that, I was immediately stunned."
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A little rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest when they accidentally kicked over a pot.
A spirit emerged from the pot, saying it could grant each of them three wishes.
The bear said, "Turn it into the strongest bear in the world." Its wish came true.
The little rabbit said, "Give it a little helmet." Its wish was granted.
The bear said, "Turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world." And its wish came true.
The little rabbit said, "Give it a bicycle." Its wish came true again.
The bear said, "Turn all the other bears in the world into female bears!"
The little rabbit rode on its bicycle, saying as it went, "Let's turn this bear into a homosexual..."
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The little white rabbit ran into the big forest and got lost again. Then it met a little spotted rabbit. This time the little white rabbit was smarter and ran over to him, saying, "Little spotted rabbit brother, little spotted rabbit brother, if you tell me how to get out of the big forest, I'll make you feel comfortable."
Upon hearing this, the little rabbit immediately swung its arm and slapped the little white rabbit hard across the face, saying, "Damn it, are you asking for directions or looking for help?"
I heard it was a snowy day, and a bear and a rabbit were squatting together to poop. The bear asked the rabbit: "Hey, do you shed fur?"
The white rabbit thought to itself, "Why would I shed fur in the dead of winter? I'll just say I don't." The bear then picked up the white rabbit and used it to wipe its bottom.
^_^ In winter, people in our company ask others: Does it shed?
---Yuwei
What I heard was: One day, a bear and a rabbit were defecating in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit, "Why is your poop stuck to your fur?"

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