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It's okay for a woman to be ugly, the real problem is being ugly and yet confident. 

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"Can we be friends?" is the beginning of a love story; "Can we still be friends?" is the end of a love story.
Actually, it's not a problem for a man to be poor; what's terrible is being poor yet having backbone. It's not a problem for a woman to be ugly; what's terrible is being ugly yet confident.
The three major enemies of contemporary marriage: married people are uneasy, unmarried people are unwilling to accept their situation, and onlookers are too enthusiastic.
Being ugly isn't so bad, at least your partner isn't with you because of your looks; being poor isn't so bad, at least your partner isn't with you because of your money; not being charming isn't so bad either, maybe your partner just values your honesty?
If you are poor, ugly, and unlikable, it doesn't matter, because loneliness will always be with you.
Girls who are not suited to having a middle parting are very likely to resemble celebrities if they do. These celebrities include Gao Xiaosong, Liu Huan, and Rong Momo, among others.
From being understanding in the past to being good at undressing people now, and from being both literate and skilled in martial arts to being skilled in both kissing and caressing, it seems that humanity is upgrading step by step.
Thailand's transgender system and South Korea's plastic surgery can't compare to our country's selfies!!!
My classmate had a baby, but didn't seem very happy. His QQ signature read: "I was really looking forward to my sweetheart from my past life, but it turned out to be my best buddy from my past life." My grandfather once told me: "If a man looks silly, he's basically a fool; if a woman looks silly, she's not silly at all. You have to be careful."
The Cinderella story only exists in fairy tales. In reality, the success rate of marrying a rich man is extremely low. Therefore, smart girls choose boyfriends like investing in stocks, looking for seemingly ordinary guys with potential. In time, when they achieve success and rise to prominence, they will dump you.
1. Back then, a group of us would often go swimming in the river. I couldn't swim, so I just stood there learning. One of my mischievous friends dove underwater and pulled me out. I panicked, my feet couldn't touch the bottom, I nearly choked, and swallowed a lot of water. After being pulled out, I quietly got dressed, took his clothes, and went home… 2. Playing basketball at the school stadium, I slipped while making a layup and fell, twisting my ankle. Several classmates helped me to the infirmary… 3. I called my mom, and she was very worried, asking, "Is it serious? Should we go to the hospital for an X-ray?" 4. I called my girlfriend, and she asked, "Was the classmate who helped you a boy or a girl?" 5. I called a friend, and after a long silence, he asked, "Did the ball go in?"
In Chinese class, I was sitting in the last row playing cards with my deskmate, a game called "Menjinhua" (a card game). I took a hand with three Kings and said, "Run five laps."
He said, "Follow along, add ten more laps."
I glanced at him: Are you sure?
He said: Confirmed, and will add breakfast tomorrow morning.
I said: Open, you show your hand first.
He took a picture of a straight (jqk).
I showed my three Kings and said, "You lost."
He jumped up and pointed at me, saying, "Teacher, he's playing cards during class."
I still feel lingering fear when I think about being hit on yesterday.
I was sitting and looking at my phone when I suddenly felt someone lightly touch my forehead. I looked up and saw a strange woman in a denim jacket. She had a good figure, but she was a bit older. So I politely declined her offer, saying, "I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend."
She wasn't angry after hearing this, and said calmly, "If you take your phone out again, I'm going to take your exam paper away."

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