Nine ways to fish in troubled waters

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1. A village production team called on men, women, and children to go fishing in the river! As the water level rose, a woman accidentally put her hand in a man's crotch! The man stammered, "This, this, this is mine..." The woman glared at him and said, "Stop talking nonsense, whoever touched it is mine!"

2. It was very windy today. I was going out for lunch and wanted to kindly remind her to wear a mask, but when I saw her low-cut top, I suddenly lost my mind and told her it was windy and dusty outside, so she should wear a bra. My female colleague blushed slightly: "You, you know?"

3. A female netizen gave herself the online name "Big and Sturdy!" A male netizen asked her, "Why do you have such a masculine name?" The female netizen replied, "It's because I want to reminisce about my eight ex-boyfriends."

4. A male teacher angrily said to a female student who was sleeping in class: I'm exhausted up here, and you're not moving at all down here! Not cooperating is one thing, but not even a slight reaction? If you don't have anything in your belly later, don't blame the teacher! The whole class fainted.

5. A young man on a bus saw a beautiful woman with a very low neckline, revealing her cleavage, and jokingly said, "This is truly a place where peach blossoms bloom!" The beautiful woman, upon hearing this, lifted her skirt and said, "And the place where you were born and raised!"

6. I wanted to get a new iPhone, and once chatted with a female classmate about it. Me: "I want to buy an apple." Her: "Okay, buy a sweet one." Me: "Sweet? Not for eating, for using." Her: "Huh? An apple isn't a cucumber, how do you use it?"

7. Today on my way to class, I ran into our female advisor and casually handed her a banana that I was going to take to class. She quickly said: Thank you…no need, no need, really no need… Then, I don't know why, I blurted out: No need…you can eat it!

8. On the bus, a young mother was breastfeeding her baby. The baby wasn't eating properly, so the mother got angry and said to the child, "Are you going to eat or not? If not, I'll give it to the uncle next to me!" She said this several times. The uncle sitting next to her couldn't help but say, "My little prince, give me a straight answer, are you going to eat or not? I've already missed my stop two stops

!" 9. Today, a friend of mine announced at a friend's gathering that she was pregnant. We were all so happy, so I excitedly blurted out, "That's wonderful! I definitely want to be a stepmother after the baby is born!" Everyone fell silent. I suddenly realized my mistake and quickly corrected myself, "No, no, I meant stepmother." Actually, I meant godmother.

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