Hilarious kids

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1. Xiaoming's father owns a fruit shop and asked Xiaoming to watch the door. Just then, a pregnant woman came out. Xiaoming looked at her and shouted: "Stop! I suspect you stole a watermelon and two apples!"
The pregnant woman... 2. My 6-year-old son caught a cold, and I wanted to take his temperature, but he wouldn't let me and insisted on taking it himself.
A little while later, my son called out, "Mom, I've taken your temperature. I have a fever, 48 degrees Celsius!"
I was busy in the outer room and said, "No, look again and see how much it is."
He said, "Oh, I misread it, it's 38 degrees."
I said, "That's right, Mom will give you your medicine now."
Just as I was about to get the medicine for my son, he asked suspiciously, "Huh, that's strange. You didn't even look at the thermometer, how did you know I misread it?" 3. Dad: "My dear daughter, let me ask you, is there any news in the world that contains both good news and bad news?"
Daughter: "Yes, if I weren't your biological daughter!" 4. An uncle took his nephew shopping. While on the bus, the nephew suddenly noticed that his uncle's backpack zipper was undone and earnestly said to him, "Uncle, your zipper is undone!"
The passengers on the bus immediately looked at the uncle's pants, and he hurriedly checked his own zipper.
At this moment, my little nephew shouted loudly, "Oh no! Not only is the zipper not zipped up, but the things inside are about to fall out!" 5. The kindergarten organized a trip to the zoo for the children. I was worried that my son would get lost, so I told him what to do if he got lost.

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