BT quotes from teachers of various subjects

Politics teacher: I'm telling you, you guys are really healthy, missing the "healthy" part! Physics teacher: The students I teach are all sorts of things—murderers, victims, thugs, victims… Geography teacher: Hey… a sphere is just the outer shell of a sphere… Geography teacher: "How come you all got this question wrong?! You almost made me so angry I almost threw up, I had to lift you up and bring you back…" Geography teacher: "Hey handsome guy with the standing hair, time to get up, your hair's all messed up!!"
Chemistry teacher (conducting an experiment at the podium): Okay, please come up and smell what's in this test tube.
Chemistry teacher: (Yes! This student said he smelled a pungent odor. ... Math teacher: Which of you dares to compare with me? Huh? I wear one shirt all winter.)
Math teacher: Look in the mirror during class, huh? Look again and you still don't look the same.
Geography teacher: Imagine I am the Earth, and I bloom in the middle. The top is the Northern Hemisphere, and the bottom is the Southern Hemisphere.
Geography teacher: If I do poorly on this test and my parents want to spank me, I should tell them I won't spank them, but I should spank my bottom instead.
Math teacher: (Raises both hands) If you cut off my head, it will be a parabola. Math teacher: "Kids, look, I am a parabola, I'm about to change!!!"
Math teacher: With such a terrible score, you practically deserve to be cooked with bamboo shoots and pork!
Math teacher: This tactic is called feinting to the east while attacking in the west!!
Teacher A: You two, if you're going to laugh, laugh even louder, so the two students in the back who are setting up the canteen can't keep up, and also wake up the student in the front who's sleeping... Teacher A (a boy listening to music during class): So-and-so, my voice is loud enough, so you don't need to wear a hearing aid...
Teacher A: "You two aren't even on the same page in your books, so how come you have so many things in common?"
Teacher A: Everyone, look at this rope!
Physics teacher: My pronunciation isn't standard, what's so funny? You only see the flaws in a person? You need to see the whole picture!! Physics teacher: Cheer up in class this afternoon!! You're all so silly and clueless~~ Physics teacher: You dare to act like a boss in front of me?? You've got some nerve!! Hey? Nobody dares to act like a boss in front of me.
Physics teacher (a male student jokingly speaking to a female student during class): "So-and-so, you've been having a blast all day!!"
Physics teacher: The formation of the most prosperous periods in ancient my country can be generally attributed to the following reasons...
Physics teacher: The opening of new sea routes was related to Westerners' desire for more people to convert to Catholicism.
Teacher B (when a female student is talking in class): This question, [student's name], you answer it... [student's name], oh? You're not here? Where are you?
Teacher B: I've explained this question before, but there are always some "wild kids" who mess it up on the exam! Teacher B: You two talk endlessly in class every day; I think it was a mistake for you to sit together in the first place.
Teacher B (to the two girls): You two are so sweet! Holding hands while doing your homework?!
History teacher: It's very normal for Chinese people to have multiple wives and concubines. Look at how normal it is to have a teapot and several teacups!
History teacher: For example, there are two families, one with five men and the other with two men and three children. If they divide the spoils equally, the family with five men will have three children starve to death... or the family on the other side will have two children die from overeating.

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