Hilarious Jokes 3

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1. A young Englishman invited his girlfriend to a French restaurant, but he didn't understand French and
didn't know what was on the menu. Not wanting to appear ignorant in front of his girlfriend, he pointed to
a few lines on the menu and said to the waiter, "Let's have these dishes!" The waiter looked at the menu and
said , "Excuse me, sir, this is a band's performance!" 2. "Dad, what is morality?"
"What is morality? Wait, how do you explain it? For example: someone forgot their wallet containing 1,000
tugriks in a shop, and I found it. Should I keep all the money, or
split it with the shopkeeper? That's morality." 3. Policeman: Fishing is prohibited here. Fine: 20. Fisherman: I'm not fishing, I'm teaching earthworms
to swim.
Policeman: Really? Let me see.
Fisherman: Look.
Policeman: Nude swimming. Fine: 50. 4. Instructor: Kameda, why is your quilt always folded worse than Yamamoto's?
Kameda: Reporting, sir, Yamamoto made tofu before enlisting, while I made steamed buns before joining the army
. 5. In the middle of the night, a robber dragged the owner of a small shop out of his bed. The robber, holding a sharp knife
, threatened him menacingly, saying, "Hand over all your money."
The shop owner said aggrievedly, "I really have no choice. Your competitor came and
took all the money last night."

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