Repost: [Criticism] Extremely Perverted Chat Logs (Part 1)

1. GG: Miss, I hope you're a kind-hearted person and can adopt my child. I'm dying. MM: You're dying? How old is your child? GG: Not very old, just a cell. You can raise it. MM: A cell? What do you mean? GG: It's sperm. I want you to help me raise a child. MM: How? GG: I'll put my sperm with you. You raise it for me. Okay? MM: How do I put it? GG: Let's meet somewhere, and I'll figure out a way to put it in. You don't need to worry about anything else. Okay? MM: Where will you put it? GG: Down there, it should be safe. Is that okay? MM: Why do I need you to put it? GG: Didn't you promise? MM: Promise my foot! You'd better put your child in your toilet, go to hell.

2. GG: Miss. What's your surname? MM: Your mother. GG: Is there a surname like yours in the Hundred Family Surnames of China? MM: Get lost! GG: How did you know I was scrolling the mouse? MM: Aren't you annoying? gg: If you find me annoying, I won't talk. Let's have sex! mm: Have sex my foot. gg: I have two heads, you can choose whichever you like. mm: ...... gg: Are you masturbating? Why haven't you replied for so long? mm: ...... gg: You must be masturbating, I'll help you. You'll feel great. mm: Please. Just ignore me and let me go! gg: If you were my sperm, I would definitely let you go. mm: I'm your mother, I'll fuck your father's ancestors for eighteen generations. gg: You have to get past me before you can fuck my father! mm: ...... Go to a hotel!

3. gg: Long time no see! mm: Who are you? gg: Me? Forgot? mm: Who? Who is it? gg: We just went to a hotel last week, how could you forget so quickly? mm: ....No way, are you xxx? gg: No. So you really went to a hotel? Let's go too, okay? mm: ...... Who are you? gg: Enough nonsense. "Go to a hotel and you'll find out." Girl: "Who are you? I won't go if I don't know you." Guy: "Then let's go out for tea first, and we'll get to know each other." Girl: "Okay. Where?" ......

4. Guy: "Dinosaur?" Girl: "Frog?" Guy: "Beautiful girl?" Girl: "Handsome guy?" Guy: "We really click!" Girl: "Get lost!" Guy: "If we were in bed, I'd definitely roll around with you!" Girl: "Don't even think about it!" Guy: "But I know you definitely are thinking about it!" Girl: "You're talking nonsense!" Guy: "See? Nervous now?" Girl: "I'm ignoring you!" Guy: "Don't you want to have sex?" Girl: "No." Guy: "Okay. I'll masturbate by myself!" Girl: "Go by yourself!" Guy: "You actually tolerated me harming a life, you're so cruel!" Girl: "That's your problem. Don't blame me!" Guy: "I really can't have sex with you?" Girl: "What did you say?!" Guy: "Get lost!"

5. Guy: "Let's go to a hotel!" Girl: "No!" Guy: "Why?" Girl: "I don't want to!" Guy: "When do you want to?" Girl: "I don't know!" Guy: "Then I'll wait for you!" mm: Who are you? gg: Who I am isn't important. What's important is that you know who the father of your future child is. mm: Oh. gg: Really not going? mm: Where to? gg: To a hotel. mm: Why? gg: I want to. mm: Give me a reason! gg: I'm great. Very powerful! mm: Really? How do you know? gg: You'll know once you do it! mm: Really? Okay then. Let's try! gg: You should have said so earlier. You made me do so much foreplay!
6. gg: Did you greet me just now? mm: No. Who are you? gg: How could I not? You still won't admit it. I've never seen someone blush when trying to pick up a handsome guy. mm: What? Who did I pick up? gg: You picked me up, and you still won't admit it? You heartless bastard, be careful I don't become the father of your child. mm: Why do you talk like that? gg: What's wrong with me? After living together for so many years, you only just realized this about me? You're disgusted with me? mm: Hehe, why do you act like a woman? gg: Hehe, if you rape me, I definitely won't call the police. mm: Even if you don't call the police, I'll turn myself in. Rape you? I'd rather die. gg: Do you like necrophilia? mm: That's too much. gg: Is necrophilia too much? mm: Of course, you're perverted. gg: Hehe, do you think sex is too much? mm: Of course not, sex is like eating. gg: .......You're so strong.......Let's go eat!

7.gg: Want to have sex? mm: Okay! gg: Huh? mm: What? gg: Really want to have sex? mm: Okay. gg: Really? So straightforward? mm: Tell me where! Hurry up. gg: Can't you be a little more subtle? You're making me lose all interest! mm: When I'm sucking on you later, you'll be interested in everything. gg: Sister, you're so bad, you're even worse than me. mm: Little brother, you'll definitely think I'm great later! gg: Haha. So straightforward. Haven't met such a bold woman in a long time. mm: By the way. gg: What? mm: 300 for an overnight stay. 50 for a handjob. ...... gg: Damn, so you're a prostitute!

8. gg: mm? Alone? mm: Idiot, I'm with my boyfriend. gg: Oh. You have a boyfriend. What a pity. mm: What's a pity? gg: Your boyfriend is a pity. mm: Him? What's a pity about him? I'm a pretty girl. gg: I mean his sperm is a pity. What's the difference between having it with you and putting it in the toilet? You're just a pretty toilet with lace trim. mm: Hey, there's no need to insult me like that. gg: I hate two kinds of people the most in the world. One is women who have boyfriends, and the other is women who don't have sex with me. Which one are you? mm: If you're as good as my boyfriend, I'll consider you. gg: Me? How do you know I'm not better than your boyfriend if you don't try with me? mm: Give me your number, I'll call you when I'm free. gg: You can call me whenever you're not plugged up. mm: I give up...

9. mm: Long time no see! gg: Yeah. Long time no see. Who are you? mm: Hehe, I won't tell you. gg: My principle is never to be passive. mm: Then if I'm on top of you, don't you want to? gg: You want to pick me up? Damn! mm: I want to sleep with you. Is that okay? gg: Male or female? mm: You'll know when you touch me. gg: Does this count as sexual harassment? mm: Are you willing to be harassed by me? gg: Aren't you afraid I'll call the police? mm: Wouldn't it be more exciting with the police around? gg: Offering yourself willingly. Definitely not a good person. mm: Hmph, forget it. gg: I'm sorry,... I like men! mm: ...Damn, old BL!

10.gg: Miss. I have a problem. Would you help me out? mm: Go ahead. If I can help you, I definitely will. gg: I'm so sad. I lost my wallet. mm: What's the big deal? Just buy another one. gg: No. There's something very important in my wallet. mm: What's so important? A picture of your girlfriend? gg: No, it's a condom. mm: What kind of condom? gg: A condom. mm: ?! ......I don't quite understand. gg: Here's what happened. My ex-girlfriend gave me a condom for my birthday. mm: ......Your girlfriend was really open-minded. gg: She said I could betray her once in my life, but only once, so she only gave me one. mm: That's strange. gg: I've never used it. I didn't want to betray her. mm: You're really devoted. gg: But she left me. That condom became a memento from her. mm: I can tell you loved her very much, right? Don't be sad. gg: I want to forget her now. mm: Some things take time to forget. Don't rush. gg: Can you help me forget her? mm: How can I help you? gg: Let's use that condom together. mm: ...? ...Didn't you drop it? gg: Just buy another one. mm: You want to? ...Like that? gg: Yeah, are you willing to help me? mm: You should have said so earlier, why make up so many stories? gg: ...? mm: What? gg: I want to cry! mm: Why? gg: Why are all the people I met today so unreserved? I feel like a duck. mm: Stop talking nonsense, you can charge me if you want. gg: ...I really cried. I'm sorry, I got my period today. mm: ...A duck doesn't even like water? gg: I'm a landlubber.

11. gg: mm, want to chat? mm: No. gg: Then just tell me your phone number, I'll arrange the rest. mm: Arrange what? gg: Your day. mm: My day? How do you arrange that? gg: Date, eat, go clubbing, get a hotel room, sleep. mm: Date? You're handsome? gg: Not bad. mm: How handsome? gg: Many people say I look like Wang Leehom. mm: Really? Then your parents must be very beautiful. gg: They're alright. But my dad looks like Jackie Chan, so my dad always thought I wasn't his biological son. mm: Hehe. You're really funny. gg: Well, it's agreed to be one day. mm: If you're really that handsome, a month is fine too. gg: What? You think I'm raising pigs? mm: .......I'm ignoring you....... gg: Greedy sow.

2. mm: Are you xxx? gg: Who are you? Do you know me? mm: I guessed it was you right away, I've been looking for you for so long. gg: Who are you? What do you want? mm: I'm xx, don't you remember? I want to tell you......I'm pregnant. gg: Oh? Congratulations, congratulations. mm: Congratulations for what? It's your child. gg: Mine? Damn it, damn it. It's impossible. mm: What? You still won't admit it? Trying to run away? gg: What proof? mm: Proof? I've only ever been with you. gg: But...but you don't seem to be a virgin. mm: You heartless bastard, making excuses and running away. gg: Let me tell you, it's definitely not mine. I had a vasectomy. mm: What? Really? gg: Really. mm: Then...what should I do? gg: Go find the father of the child and marry him. mm: But I don't know whose it is. I thought it was yours. gg: I feel sorry for you. mm: If it's not yours, it's not. I lied to you, and you still won't admit it. Luckily I'm not pregnant. Otherwise, you would really drive me crazy. gg: Damn, you're testing me! Luckily I didn't have a vasectomy, or you would laugh me to death. mm: You didn't have a vasectomy? gg: Of course not. I was just kidding. mm: Okay. I want you to take responsibility, I'm really pregnant. gg: Oh my god. Here we go again. I lied to you again. I'm actually infertile; the doctor told me that during my checkup. mm: You're not a man. gg: You don't act like a woman when you're doing it. mm: Go to hell. gg: Just pretend I'm dead. Don't contact me again.

13. gg: Hello. I'm in a terrible mood. Can you comfort me? mm: Go masturbate. ...... gg: ......Women, so scary!

14. gg: Do you like oral sex? mm: What? gg: Oral sex. mm: I don't understand. gg: I can teach you. mm: How? gg: Sexual intercourse! mm: ......Still don't understand. gg: Hehe, you'll know once you try. ...... mm: Try your mother's head, if you keep nagging, I'll rape you! gg: Rape? I don't understand! mm: ......You even know oral sex and sexual intercourse, but you don't know rape? gg: Isn't oral sex kissing? Sexual intercourse is interaction between the sexes, right? mm: ......You......go masturbate yourself. gg: How do I masturbate? mm: ......Go read a health book, it's in the textbook. gg: I'm illiterate. mm: ......I'm kneeling before you. Go talk to someone else. gg: You have to lie down first. mm: 555555555........

15.gg: You gossipy old woman, you gave birth to a son without an anus. mm: You gave birth to a son without an anus. gg: Your son gave birth to you without an anus. mm: Your anus gave birth to a son without you. gg: You gossipy old woman. mm: Gossipy old woman, your anus gave birth to you and your son without belly buttons. gg: Are you ever going to stop? mm: Your gossipy old woman, your anus gave birth to you and your son, and now they're both without belly buttons. gg: Faint!!!

16.gg: My bowel movements haven't been regular lately. mm: What does that have to do with me? gg: It's because of you. mm: Because of what? gg: I'm constipated from thinking about you. mm:........ Is that even a fair analogy? gg: What do you suggest? mm: Just stop thinking about me. gg: But I still can't poop. mm: Relax, push, whoosh! Problem solved. gg: Did that get you out? mm: Go to hell. I was talking about your poop. gg: I can't help thinking about you whenever I sit on the toilet. mm: Let's change the subject. It's disgusting. gg: Yeah, it's disgusting when I think about you. mm: ...Why do you always have to associate me with poop? gg: Because you and it are both deep inside my body, but the only way to solve the problem is to get it out. mm: I'm speechless. I just broke up with you. There's no need to insult me like this. gg: Before we broke up, you were a level above poop. After we broke up, poop is a level above you. You've fallen behind. You need to work harder. mm: I'm never talking to me again. gg: I won't. I never pick up poop after I've excreted it. Bye-bye. mm: ...

17.gg: Miss, you must be beautiful. mm: Really? gg: Your answer is so contemptuous, you must be beautiful. mm: Hehe. You can say whatever you want. gg: I said you're a pig. mm: You're the pig. gg: I'm a stud pig. You're a sow? mm: Why does that sound so awful? gg: If you were a pig, and someone said you looked like a human, you'd also find it awful. mm: Hehe. That makes sense. gg: Don't worry, I won't use "looks like a human" to insult you. mm: Why does it feel so awkward? gg: You'll get used to it! mm: What? Are you insulting me? gg: Hitting is love, scolding is affection! So I love hitting and scolding people! mm: Hitting is love? Then hitting and scolding is just making love? gg: Oh, so clever, yes, yes, it's making love. What do you want? mm: Go be your stud pig. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be with you. gg: Hmm. That's fine. I have no interest in pigs either. Even though she's a sow... mm: ......
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