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Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms, Volume Six: The Erotic History of Jiangdong, Part One

: "Since everyone said the last chapter wasn't erotic enough, let's start with a crazy, lewd description from this one. Don't say I'm writing outrageously: everything imaginable, everything with a specific purpose, I'll write it all."

After Liu Bei's crushing defeat at Changban, he retreated to Xiakou. Sun Quan, hearing that Cao Cao had arrived, urgently ordered Lu Su to cross the river to Liu Bei's location to ascertain the situation. Kongming, knowing Lu Su's purpose, had already instructed Liu Bei and also ordered Liu Qi to temporarily avoid him. Lu Su entered and said, "I don't know the strength of Cao Cao's army; I hope you can enlighten me, Imperial Uncle." Bei said, "My troops are few and my generals are few; I fled at the mere sight of them. How can I know their strength? Only Kongming can tell me." Lu Su then invited Zhuge Liang. The three sat down and talked.

Liu Qi was eavesdropping in the inner room at this time. After about an hour, the three finished talking, and two maids brought tea. The maids withdrew and passed through the inner room. Liu Qi, seeing a young girl with youthful beauty and delicate charm, couldn't resist his lust and grabbed her slightly upturned buttocks. The girl cried out in surprise and ran away in a panic. Seeing the girl's writhing hips and frantic movements, so pitiful and charming like a clinging bird, Liu Qi's lust was aroused. (The reader may not know, but Liu Qi, though a weak man, was quite adept at matters of the heart; thus, he contracted a venereal disease and died young—but that's another story.) Unfortunately, he was a handsome young man, skilled in matters of the heart. Seeing the girl's panicked state, so captivating, he forgot all about national affairs and couldn't resist lifting his clothes to chase after the little vixen.

The girl ran while glancing back frantically, seeing Liu Qi's radiant face drawing ever closer. Just as she was about to give up, she bumped into her savior. With a thud, the two women fell to the ground. The young woman, pale with fright, kowtowed repeatedly, crying, "Madam, spare me! Madam, spare me!" Who was this savior? It was none other than Madam Gan. Liu Qi, seeing it was his aunt, hurriedly bowed, "Greetings, Aunt! Please forgive my sins!" Madam Gan, seeing Liu Qi, already knew most of what was going on, but secretly chuckled. Feigning anger, she scolded, "You shameless little slut! This young master is of noble birth; how dare you seduce him? Get out of here now, or I'll skin you alive!" The young woman dared not utter another word and fled in panic.

Liu Qi, embarrassed, quickly tried to cover it up. The lady feigned anger, saying, "Young master, you have no manners at all! How can you associate with such a servant? If your uncle finds out, he'll be very embarrassed and won't let you off easily." Liu Qi nodded obsequiously, bowing repeatedly, "Auntie's admonition is correct. Please keep it from my uncle; I dare not misbehave again." He continued bowing, but secretly glanced at the lady from time to time. Lady Gan was an old harlot; how could she not know what the young servant was thinking? However, she still feigned anger, saying, "You are so improper. If your uncle sees this, a severe punishment would be unfair to your father, but if you don't punish him, it would violate family rules. What should we do?" Liu Qi was terrified and knelt down, kowtowing, "Auntie, please have mercy! This is the only time; I dare not do it again." Lady Gan chuckled inwardly and shouted, "Come with me; I have something to say." She turned and left.

Liu Qi dared not disobey and obediently followed. Following Madam Gan to a secluded room, she dismissed the maids and said to Liu Qi, "There's no one else here. Write a document swearing you won't associate with such servants, and then put your fingerprint on it. For your uncle's sake, I won't make things difficult for you." Liu Qi, as if grasping at a lifeline, dared not utter a word. He hurriedly wrote the document, pressed his fingerprint, and handed it to Madam Gan. Madam Gan accepted it and said, "You kneel here. I'll speak to you later." She then went into her boudoir.

A short while later, Madam Gan came out again. Liu Qi saw that Madam Gan's attire was completely different from before: she wore a thin white shirt, all her jewelry was gone, and she was lightly dressed, like a maiden in her boudoir, charming and beautiful; there was a subtle, alluring quality in her eyes that gently stirred the heart. Upon seeing this, Liu Qi could only lament, "It's all over. I was foolish and shouldn't have written that document. My aunt is probably going to punish me now. Things are different now; I'm living under someone else's roof. If our affair is exposed, how will my uncle let it go? And that scoundrel Kongming is no pushover either; how can he tolerate me?" There was nothing he could do now that things had come to this.

Madam Gan, revealing her allure, chuckled softly, "My nephew, you were so lovesick just now, why did you turn cold when you saw your aunt? Am I not as good as that little hussy?" Liu Qi, sweating profusely, repeatedly said, "How could I dare! I wouldn't dare be so rude." Madam Gan laughed, "You don't need to hide it. When I saw you looking at me, I noticed a hint of lust in your eyes. If you weren't thinking of me, what was it?" Liu Qi knew he couldn't hide it anymore and could only say, "This nephew is presumptuous, Aunt, please forgive me." Madam Gan ignored him, focusing instead on her handsome nephew. She saw that Liu Qi was indeed a jade-faced young man: clear eyebrows and bright eyes, red lips and white teeth, elegant and graceful, like a jade tree in the wind; unlike the dull and wooden Liu Bei, or the arrogant and aloof Kongming; his handsomeness surpassed Pan An, and his charm rivaled Song Yu.

The lady was somewhat mesmerized, and began to beckon Liu Qi with seductive charm. Liu Qi thought to himself, "Today's events are all my fault for being careless, yet this old harlot has gotten away with it! Fine, might as well go all the way! Even if things get out, my uncle won't dare kill me for my father's sake. What can that scoundrel Kongming do then?" He steeled himself, stood up, and, unable to resist his lustful impulses, grabbed Lady Gan. Lady Gan was both surprised and delighted, and leaned against her nephew's fragrant shoulder, letting out a soft moan as they entwined themselves. Liu Qi was also aroused, looking at the beautiful woman in his arms, her phoenix eyes closed, her cherry lips parted, burning with desire. Liu Qi couldn't resist kissing her small mouth, and Lady Gan reciprocated, their four fiery lips pressed tightly together, licking and sucking incessantly; Lady Gan then extended her luscious red tongue, which Liu Qi readily tasted, his saliva flowing freely, soaking a large patch of Lady Gan's bodice…

The two adulterers kissed for a long time before finally separating, panting. Liu Qi embraced his wife's plump waist, panting, "My dear mother, I dare not be disloyal again. Just now, your kiss almost stole my soul!" Madam Gan was as soft as dough, her breath exuding a strong orchid fragrance, panting softly, and laughing seductively, "You little beast who doesn't know your place, I haven't even said a word and you've already taken me!" Liu Qi hurriedly hugged his wife tightly, laughing, "As long as Aunt doesn't use that document to scare me, I will definitely serve Aunt wholeheartedly in the future." Madam Gan lewdly laughed, "You beast, just serve me, what else is there to say? I was afraid you wouldn't do your best, so I made you write the document. If you are wholehearted, I won't tell anyone, how will your uncle know?" Only

then did Liu Qi give up, thinking to himself, "That's right, anyway, we're all in the same boat, now that things have come to this, I've had enough of dying for, what else is there to be afraid of!" So he reached out to take off his wife's thin clothes. Madam Gan feigned anger: "You little beast, you..." Liu Qi didn't allow her to say more, already grasping her breasts and kneading them haphazardly; the madam, aroused, couldn't help but moan again, her seductive appearance making Liu Qi's heart pound. Just looking at Madam Gan's swaying, seductive posture, one couldn't help but feel a surge of lust. Liu Qi panicked, not even bothering to undress himself, first stripping off Madam Gan's fragrant robe, carefully examining her plump, lustful flesh, like waves, alluring and seductive. Liu Qi touched Madam Gan's honey pot, and heard Madam Gan let out a soft, seductive "Ah," and with a twist of his fingers, it became slightly wet. Liu Qi, aroused, removed her undergarments, pulled out his thick, white penis, parted the thick lips, and with a "plop," entered.

The lady was startled, both angry and in pain, and cursed, "You little scoundrel! I thought you were so skilled in intercourse! You haven't even had a moment of tenderness with me before you've already entered me, causing me so much pain!" Liu Qi was so dizzy from being squeezed by her vaginal muscles that he shouted, "What do you know! I'll send you to heaven right now!" He picked up the lady's jade-like body, placed it on his lap, and thrust in and out for about the time it takes to burn an incense stick, just like at the beginning, with no decrease in strength. The lady was initially angry, but then her vagina slowly became wet. Seeing that Liu Qi's white penis was as good as ever, she couldn't help but secretly rejoice, saying, "Good nephew, I misunderstood you. But such gentleness, how can it bring out the beauty of intercourse?" Liu Qi angrily said, "Stop mocking me, watch me send you flying to heaven!" He became ten times more vigorous, as fierce as a tiger and wolf, thrusting and pounding hundreds of times without ejaculating. The lady, delicate and frail, could only gasp for breath, letting out a soft cry: "My dear, you're killing me! Truly amazing! Amazing!" Liu Qi, enraged, roared, "You haven't even seen my true form yet, how dare you say I'm incompetent?" He pounded his large, white, thick penis relentlessly, like a boar in heat, thrusting wildly six or seven hundred times. The lady howled, a mixture of crying and joy indistinguishable, her cries of ecstasy and madness unending. She felt a constant flow of hot, wet fluid from her vagina, having already climaxed five or seven times. Lady Gan cried out, "My dear! Cum already, you're going to kill me!" Startled by her shout, Liu Qi couldn't help but release his semen, "whoosh," shooting out white fluid that made the lady's vulva itch unbearably. She clung tightly to Liu Qi's neck, trembling, "My dear! My dear! You're so good to your mother!" The two rotten men collapsed onto the mat, motionless like dead pigs…

Meanwhile, Zhuge Liang, accompanied by Lu Su, crossed the Yangtze River and headed straight for Eastern Wu. Zhuge Liang, exceptionally talented and witty, debated with a group of Confucian scholars, a feat Sun Quan dared not refuse to witness personally. Zhuge Liang persuaded Sun Quan to ally with Liu Bei against Cao Cao. Sun Quan, uneasy, hastily summoned Zhou Yu. That night, a group of civil and military officials came to Zhou Yu's residence to inquire of the commander-in-chief: should they fight or surrender? The shrewd Zhou Yu quickly replied. Shortly after, Lu Su and Zhuge Liang entered.

At that time, Zhou Yu was tenderly cuddling with his wife, Xiao Qiao. The two had not seen each other for a long time, and their reunion was like a honeymoon, filled with sweet words and tender affection. Xiao Qiao was a beautiful woman of thirty, slender and graceful, with a beautiful face, delicate eyebrows, bright eyes, a fair nose, and white teeth; slightly plump. Among the beauties of the Three Kingdoms, those of Jiangdong were the two daughters of the Qiao family, a perfect match for a hero.

Zhou Yu, seeing that his beautiful wife, after giving birth to their two children, had not become bloated but instead grown even more delicate and plump, charming and endearing, couldn't resist a surge of tenderness and affection as he embraced her and kissed her beautiful lips. Xiao Qiao, with her eyes closed, welcomed him, appearing even more tender and beautiful than before. Zhou Yu, momentarily overcome with emotion, almost melted all his heroic spirit into his beloved wife. Their soft whispers and timid sweet nothings captivated Kongming and Lu Su, who were hiding in the garden bushes.

Kongming and Lu Su had already entered Zhou Yu's residence, but refrained from disturbing the couple's intimacy. Witnessing their affection, Kongming was filled with boundless fantasies. Consider this: Zhuge Liang was a peerless hero, handsome and full of talent, certainly no less than Zhou Yu; unfortunately, he had married Huang, who, though intelligent, lacked such captivating beauty and alluring charm. Kongming saw this and his anger flared up. He thought to himself, "How embarrassing! Seeing other people's beautiful wives and concubines, so tender and affectionate, when will my wife ever be so gentle and beautiful? I'm so angry!" Kongming was brooding there, but Lu Su had already noticed. He chuckled and said, "What do I say? Brother Kongming, you're just seeing this and your anger is rising, isn't it?" Kongming ignored him and kept his head down, seething with anger. Lu Su laughed, "Why bother? As the saying goes, 'There are plenty of beautiful women everywhere!' I'll just point to one place, and there's a peerless beauty no less stunning than Xiao Qiao!"

Kongming spat, "Enough! Where did you get such a flirtatious idea?"

Lu Su pulled Kongming away from Zhou Yu's residence and asked with a smile, "You call yourself 'Sleeping Dragon,' yet you don't even know about Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao of Jiangdong?"

Kongming retorted angrily, "Nonsense! How could I not know? I saw this 'Xiao Qiao' flirting with her husband right before my eyes!"

Lu Su laughed loudly, "Even if Xiao Qiao is like this, Da Qiao is still alone in her empty room. Why are you so stubborn, brother?"

Kongming suddenly realized and bowed in thanks, "Yes..." " Yes, that's it! Sun Ce has been dead for many years, and Da Qiao has always been a widow. Where has she ever been with a man? This Da Qiao is probably no less beautiful than her sister!"

Lu Su laughed, "Lady Da Qiao is now thirty-two years old, in the prime of her life, full of charm and allure. It's truly difficult for her to wait so long. Today, I'll also commit the crime of disloyalty and injustice. If you, sir, are willing to help Eastern Wu defeat Cao Cao, I will use my silver tongue to persuade Lady Da Qiao to be with you, thus achieving a virtuous union! What do you think, sir?"

Kongming was overjoyed: "If it can be so, how could I have any other wish? I will follow your arrangements, brother!"

The two happily went to Lady Da Qiao's residence. Lu Su knocked on the door and announced, "Lu Su and Zhuge Liang request an audience with Lady Qiao." After a short while, a servant came in. The two followed the servants through the central gate and into the main hall. They could vaguely see a beautiful woman sitting on a mat: This must be Da Qiao, another beauty of Jiangdong. Zhuge Liang couldn't help but steal a glance at Da Qiao, who was different from Xiao Qiao:

"A pair of sorrowful brows, how much bitterness and sorrow! All because her beloved died young, she cannot bear so much loneliness. Every night she keeps watch alone in her empty chamber, wasting her beauty that could shame the moon and flowers, neglecting her delicate charm. Her bright eyes are inexplicably filled with tears, her cloud-like hair is never properly combed. She only hopes her beloved will return soon, how can she bear this desolate and withered state!"

Lu Su bowed first: "Madam, please forgive me. I have been preoccupied with military affairs and dared not be so presumptuous, only able to pay my respects to you today. Now that Cao Cao's army has arrived at Jiangxia, I have taken the opportunity..." "With the help of Master Zhuge Kongming and his entourage, my lord Wu Hou was able to defeat Cao Cao's army."

Kongming also bowed and said, "Greetings, Madam. I was entrusted by the Imperial Uncle to borrow a small boat to persuade the Sun and Liu families to join forces and defeat Cao Cao."

Madam Qiao parted her red lips slightly and slowly uttered her sweet voice, saying, "I have long admired Master Zhuge's name, but have never had the chance to see your esteemed face. It is my great honor to be able to see your magnificence today. My humble abode is dilapidated and I have truly neglected you. Please, honored guests, have a seat." Only then did she slightly raise her beautiful eyes and smile at the two of them.

Kongming took his seat and first looked at Da Qiao. Compared to Xiao Qiao, she had more sorrow and less joy. However, she was still as graceful as ever, and her beauty was no less than her sister's. She also had a delicate and frail charm that made her irresistible. Kongming laughed and said, "It is my first time meeting you, Madam, and I am truly lacking in manners. I am but a mediocre country bumpkin, ignorant of etiquette. Please forgive my ignorance, Madam."

Da Qiao looked at Kongming and said, "What are you saying, sir! Your great name is renowned far and wide. We are fortunate to have you cross the river and instruct my second brother to defeat Cao Cao. We only hope that the Sun and Liu families can unite as one, so that we can protect the people of this region."

Lu Su said, "What you say is absolutely right, Madam! We have already met with Zhou Yu and are determined to fight Cao Cao. How could we easily kneel before others and lose our Jiangdong land!"

Da Qiao was slightly pleased and said, "If we have men like Zijing and Zhuge, then Jiangdong has hope!" She then added, "Look how negligent I am! I've been sitting here for so long, and I haven't even served tea." She then softly called out, "Attendants, quickly bring tea! Where is Sister Xu? Don't avoid me, come out and greet Zijing and Wolong."

Lu Su was taken aback, thinking, "Where did another Sister Xu come from?" Just then, the beaded curtain of the side door was lifted, and a young woman of about twenty-six or twenty-seven years old emerged. Lu Su looked closely and indeed, she was exceptionally beautiful, young, and even more youthful than Da Qiao's wife. The young woman greeted him with a deep bow. Da Qiao's wife said, "There are no outsiders here. Master Kongming has specially crossed the river to help my second brother defeat Cao. You don't need to avoid me, let's talk." The young woman then sat down next to the lady.

Reader, do you think this woman was? She was Xu, the wife of Sun Quan's brother, Sun Yi. Because Sun Yi was murdered, Madam Xu was widowed and lived here. Lonely all day, she stayed with Madam Qiao for a while. The two sisters-in-law, suffering from loneliness, were chatting when they encountered Kongming and Lu Su. Madam Xu, being a junior and upholding her chastity, quickly avoided them.

Kongming said, "Madam Xu is a woman of chastity and virtue, I have long heard of her. It is my good fortune to meet you today."

Madam Xu lowered her head and said, "I dare not, I am a woman who has lost her chastity, barely clinging to life, how could I hope for anything else!"

Kongming said, "Not so. Madam, you have endured humiliation and hardship to finally avenge your great enemy; even a man cannot match you. I greatly admire you."

Madam Xu stole a glance at Kongming and saw his imposing presence and elegant bearing; indeed, he was a dragon among men! Madam Xu was an intelligent woman, well-versed in history and literature, and extremely skilled in divination using the *I Ching*. She excused herself and secretly cast a divination in her room, which yielded a "dragon" shape. Madam Xu was suspicious, as the same result occurred three times in a row. Lady Xu thought to herself, "I have been widowed for several years, and I regret not meeting a man of outstanding talent. Now, seeing Kongming, I realize he is truly a man of exceptional character. I only fear that his refined taste and lofty aspirations might prevent him from readily displaying his abilities." She slowly came out again, her brows furrowed with worry, which only made her appear more charming and lovely.

Lu Su was preoccupied with chatting with Lady Qiao and paid no attention to this young lady, Xu. However, Kongming disliked Lady Qiao's honest and simple nature, but found Lady Xu to be outwardly beautiful and inwardly intelligent, her demeanor exuding elegance. Kongming thought to himself, "Well, it's common for a man to have three wives and four concubines. If I could find a kindred spirit in such a wonderful woman, that would be wonderful." He then approached her and provoked her with words, "Lady Xu, you must be a scholar, right?"

Lady Xu was feeling melancholy and depressed when she suddenly heard the Sleeping Dragon calling her. She was both surprised and delighted and quickly replied, "Yes, this humble servant has read a few books."

Kongming asked, "Have you ever read the Book of Changes?" He then recounted his years of study and insights. Xu was originally fond of divination using the Book of Changes. Hearing Kongming speak so eloquently, she was very pleased and thought to herself, "What a good man! He truly lives up to his reputation. Before I even spoke, he had already told me what was on my mind." She casually replied, "Sir, you are very talented. I admire you greatly."

Kongming said, "Madam, you live a secluded life in your chambers, which must be difficult. Today, I will not hesitate to make a fool of myself before you." The two exchanged private words and flirted. Xu Shi quietly raised her beautiful eyes to look at Kongming and said softly, "I have a book that I do not understand. I wish you would enlighten me." Kongming said, "Please lead me to see it, Madam." Xu Shi understood and bid farewell to Lu Su and Madam Qiao, leading Kongming into the side room.

Once inside, Kongming asked, "Madam, have you seen the book?"

Xu Shi couldn't help but shed tears and said, "Will you see this lonely woman like me, sir? This lowly concubine is like a book she has been painstakingly studying, which is meant to be read carefully by the most outstanding talents in the world!"

Kongming feigned surprise: "What do you mean! Madam, you are widowed here. It is already improper for me to enter your inner chamber. How dare I have such improper thoughts!"

Xu Shi acted coyly, tears streaming down her face: "If that is how you say it, sir, I will only die to preserve my chastity." After saying this, she tried to commit suicide by hitting her head against the wall.

Kongming was shocked and hurriedly embraced her, saying, "You mustn't be so short-sighted. Madam, please speak your mind, why commit suicide?" Before he knew it, his hand had touched Madam Xu's ample breasts. Before she could react, he grasped her hand. Kongming was overjoyed, but Madam Xu broke free and angrily said, "Sir, are you trying to commit indecent acts?"

Kongming replied, "I wouldn't dare. Madam is beautiful and intelligent, as I have long known. I have already shown my affections several times during the banquet today; how could Madam not know? There are no other ears here. I see Madam like parched seedlings receiving a downpour. My wife is virtuous, but not as beautiful and intelligent as Madam. I wish to marry Madam and help you achieve your goal, is that alright?" Madam Xu, seeing Kongming's extraordinary charm, was already aroused. His grasp on her breasts caused her long-dormant desires to overflow, and her vagina, unable to resist, began to secrete fluids. Emboldened by lust, Kongming grabbed Xu's slender waist, pulled her close, and began to grasp her lively, bouncing breasts. He then pressed his penis against her buttocks, gently rubbing it against her…

Xu, panting heavily, had long forgotten her virtues as a chaste and virtuous woman, allowing the "Sleeping Dragon" to caress her at will. Her honeyed orifice grew wetter, and her mind became increasingly confused. Her cherry-like lips emitted a long, fragrant breath, intoxicating the senses; her beautiful body was on full display, a feast for the eyes. Kongming, consumed by lust, couldn't resist licking Xu's neck with his tongue. Xu groaned, a sound that was both crying and joyful, her frail appearance making her all the more endearing.

Kongming whispered in her ear, "Sister Xu, as beautiful as a celestial being, to have her grace my hand is truly a match made in heaven!" He gently pulled down Xu's spring robe to taste her two cherries; with a swift movement, he lifted the young woman and placed her on the bed. Xu's eyes widened slightly, tears of joy streaming down her face. After years of chastity, she had finally met her ideal husband. She opened her doors wide to welcome him in for their wedding!

Meanwhile, Lu Su and Da Qiao were drinking tea outside the hall, with wine and dishes served. Da Qiao was an honest woman, and although she couldn't hold her liquor, she didn't want to refuse, drinking cup after cup until she was quite drunk. Seeing his opportunity, Lu Su gradually moved closer to Madam Qiao and personally poured her wine. He then flirted, saying, "Why doesn't your wife choose another suitable husband? It's better than being alone in an empty room with a cold pillow."

Da Qiao sighed, "I am Sun Ce's wife, how can I lose my virginity and remarry?"

Lu Su laughed, "That's not how it works. If your husband were still alive, you wouldn't be so casual. Now that General Sun has passed away for many years, and you are still young, you shouldn't ruin your future, should you?"

Da Qiao, taking advantage of her drunkenness, said, "If that's the case, I'll trouble you, Zijing, to act as my matchmaker." After saying that, she actually put her hand on Zijing's hand and laughed drunkenly, "Zijing is truly a wise man. No wonder Gongjin regards you as a close brother. I suppose Xiao Qiao is also good to you."

Lu Su laughed, "What are you talking about! Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife, how could I dare to be intimate with her?"

Da Qiao's face flushed red with drunkenness, like a begonia in spring slumber, and she laughed seductively, "My sister is so fortunate to have such a good husband. It's a pity that I became a widow early and can't remarry, wasting this beautiful figure." She swayed and leaned against Lu Su!

Without a word, Lu Su, knowing this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, quickly kissed Da Qiao's fragrant lips, savoring them endlessly. Overjoyed, he exclaimed, "What a delightful occasion! Today, let me taste the tender lips of the most beautiful woman in Jiangdong! Such a delicious flavor, such sweet lips!" He opened his mouth, sucking on Madam Qiao's fragrant tongue. He then embraced one of Madam Qiao's plump, beautiful breasts, groping and caressing them, his mouth watering. Madam Qiao felt her chest as if glued to her, overwhelmed by an indescribable, intoxicating passion, her intoxicating fragrance bewitching. She instinctively wrapped her arms around Lu Su's neck, letting this "elder" play with and caress her.

Lu Su dared not miss this wonderful night. He hurriedly stripped Madam Qiao naked, then quickly stripped himself naked. He saw Da Qiao's plump, white, lustful flesh writhing and swaying with her drunken state. Her fragrant flesh, with every movement, was like waves, almost drawing Lu Su's heart out! As the ancients said: "Waves, waves, waves!" How apt and accurate! We cannot deny it! Old Lu, in a daze, grasped Lady Qiao's plump, tender flesh, spreading his fingers and vigorously kneading it. He felt the lady's passion flowing through his fingers and throughout her entire body. Lu Su aimed his penis at Lady Qiao's thick labia and slowly inserted it, gently pulling in and out. Da Qiao, drunk and moaning, didn't know how she had gotten such a good thing, and just enjoyed herself, shouting incoherently, "Good husband, today I am so happy to have you here!" Lu Su laughed, "Madam, don't be too happy, the show hasn't started yet. I'll serve you and let the immortal guide you!" Amidst the sounds of Kongming and Xu Shi making love next door, Lu Su intensified his efforts to have sex with Lady Qiao. It can be said that a romantic and talented man met a resentful woman, and their joy was truly harmonious!

"Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms" Part 7: The Second Amorous History of Jiangdong

. Last time, we talked about how Kongming and Lu Su, because Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao were on a blind date, couldn't resist their fiery tempers and went straight to Da Qiao's residence, thus bringing about two happy events. Zhou Yu, aware of this, summoned Kongming and Lu Su, questioning them in detail. The three laughed heartily. This is

a testament to the saying, "Famous scholars throughout history have often been known for their romantic escapades." But let's leave aside this digression. Readers, this "Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms" is not a serious work, but rather a collection of hearsay and unofficial historical accounts, often fantastical and unconventional. Therefore, we will not dwell on the Battle of Red Cliffs, but rather recount the amusing events that followed.

After Kongming and Zhou Yu joined forces, Cao Cao, finding no opening, ordered Cai Zhong, Cai He, and Jiang Gan to cross the river to gather intelligence. Zhou Yu cleverly used a ruse, tricking Jiang Gan into delivering a letter to Cao Cao, and then had Cai Mao and Zhang Yun executed. How could Zhou Yu's scheme concealed from Zhuge Liang? Filled with jealousy and resentment, Zhou Yu ordered Kongming to manufacture 100,000 arrows as a military order. Kongming devised a clever plan to borrow arrows, impressing Zhou Yu, who then devised a plan to "defeat Cao Cao with fire." Kongming said to Zhou Yu, "Cao Cao is cunning and difficult to manipulate; we need a brilliant plan to break his trap." Zhou Yu agreed, waiting for the opportune moment to use a pretext to trick Cao Cao.

Meanwhile, Xiao Qiao, with Zhou Yu away on campaign, was lonely and restless in her empty room. Every night, she would strip naked in bed, her fingers exploring her private parts, wishing a penis could be inserted to relieve her thirst. One day, Sun Quan visited. Seeing Sun Quan's handsome appearance, Xiao Qiao couldn't suppress her desire and made love to him. Sun Quan, fearing that Zhou Yu would betray him after he had taken advantage of Xiao Qiao, hurriedly left. Xiao Qiao, deprived of her lover, was truly suffering. As a woman, she couldn't go out freely, and she was anxious and restless every day.

But then, something unexpected happened. One day, Huang Gai, escorting grain, happened to pass by. Xiao Qiao hurriedly invited him in, asking her husband how the battle was going. Huang Gai said, "The Grand Commander is devising a plan to defeat Cao Cao; victory is not far off."

Xiao Qiao, moved by his words, replied, "Alas, distant water cannot quench immediate thirst."

Huang Gai, a man weathered by life's storms and already fifty, understood Qiao's thoughts perfectly. He immediately provoked her, saying, "Why must you be like this, Madam? The Grand Commander will soon return in triumph, relieving your longing."

Xiao Qiao, realizing her mistake, blushed deeply and lowered her head in shame, appearing utterly charming and beautiful. Huang Gai, seeing this, was overjoyed. It turned out that Huang Gai had an extremely strong libido, engaging in sexual intercourse five times a day. His first wife, unable to withstand his virility, had died beneath him. Though old, his energy remained undiminished, and he had taken five concubines, indulging in daily debauchery. Now, with the war pressing, Huang Gai had abstained from women for many days, and was burning with desire. Seeing Xiao Qiao's shy and beautiful appearance, how could he not be aroused?

Huang Gai, disregarding the situation, grabbed Xiao Qiao's round buttocks with one hand, kneading and groping them incessantly. Xiao Qiao was startled and angrily said, "What are you doing? If you dare to be so disrespectful again, I will never let you off!"

Huang Gai held Xiao Qiao's fleshy buttocks with one hand, and hurriedly took off his armor with the other, revealing his muscular physique. He laughed and said, "Madam Qiao, please don't be offended. Do you think Zhou Yu is as strong as me? This old man may not be talented, but his skills in bed are no less than those of a young man. Madam has been living alone for a long time, and I imagine you must be feeling uncomfortable. Today, with Liu Er absent, this old man will serve Madam to a good time." After saying this, he went to embrace Xiao Qiao's beautiful waist.

Xiao Qiao, whose body had been parched for so long, felt instantly weak upon being embraced by the old hero Huang Gai. The aura emanating from Huang Gai ignited a burning desire within her, and she couldn't help but feel a surge of lust in her vagina, causing her to leak fluids. Embarrassed, Xiao Qiao tried to push him away, but she ended up half-heartedly resisting, her beautiful body involuntarily pressed against Huang Gai's genitals.

Huang Gai's erect penis stood tall and proud, like a battle flag. He pulled down her pants, revealing his thick, firm, and round penis. Xiao Qiao, seeing this, felt her fluids flow freely, her plump, white breasts already swollen and erect from Huang Gai's caresses. Huang Gai's technique was superb; he reached into Xiao Qiao's breasts, pulled down her bra, kneaded her nipples, and then lifted her slender waist, sucking hard on her breasts. Huang Gai then removed Xiao Qiao's top, grabbing her plump buttocks through her undergarments and thrusting into her vagina from behind.

Xiao Qiao was momentarily confused, realizing her orifice had been attacked. Just as she was about to struggle, Old Huang, quick as lightning, lifted her clothes and inserted two fingers into her honeypot. Xiao Qiao struggled, but her juices flowed even more profusely, her body gradually becoming limp as mud, leaving her no choice but to let Huang Gai play with her. A captivating fragrance naturally wafted from her honeypot. Huang Gai, dazed, began to suckle the nectar, gently flicking her clitoris. Xiao Qiao couldn't help but moan and groan, writhing wildly, but Huang Gai grabbed her breasts and pressed her onto the mat. Her honeypot continued to gush forth, and Old Huang, overjoyed, caught it and drank it all in one gulp!

After drinking Lady Qiao's seductive water, Huang Gai's heart pounded and his ears burned. He shouted, "What a wonderful time! That traitor Cao only wanted to conquer Jiangdong and marry the two Qiaos. I never thought I, Huang Gai, would be so lucky today, getting this peerless beauty without lifting a finger! Well then, even if I die, I'll be content!" With that, he raised his long-awaited old penis, aimed it at Xiao Qiao's beautiful orifice, and "glug" it entered. Xiao Qiao was now overwhelmed with lust, feeling both ashamed and pleasurable. Just as she was half-heartedly resisting, Huang Gai stopped moving. Xiao Qiao exclaimed in surprise, "Why aren't you moving? You're putting me in such a dilemma, it's so uncomfortable!" Huang Gai laughed, "Don't be angry, Madam. Just say the word, and I'll serve you to your satisfaction!"

Xiao Qiao's honeyed orifice was unbearably wet and couldn't withstand Huang Gai's teasing. She cried out in lust, "Move faster, move faster, it's so hot and wet inside!" Hearing his wife's command, Huang Gai raised his "big whip" and began to thrust violently. Xiao Qiao, feeling right at home, readily complied, much to Huang Gai's delight, who poured all his honed "whip techniques" into her. Xiao Qiao, pressed down by Huang Gai, felt as if she were ascending to heaven, the old rod inside her stirring up and down, every inch burning with desire, every inch perfectly satisfied. The lady, aroused and wanton, cried out, "Good old man, this big whip is making me want to die! Whip me harder, my cunt is so itchy!" Huang Gai, pleased with the beauty's praise, worked even harder, each stroke of the steel whip quenching the thirst of her long-parched orifice, stirring the lustful, beautiful woman's desire!

Huang Gai thrust into her about a thousand times, and Xiao Qiao was already completely exhausted, her waist and cunt limp and powerless. Only then did Huang Gai release his semen, ejaculating into Xiao Qiao's beautiful, seductive cunt…

Having had his way with Xiao Qiao, Huang Gai didn't care, and went straight back to the camp with the grain supplies. Unexpectedly, although Xiao Qiao benefited, she was still ashamed and resentful, and had already sent a letter to Zhou Yu. Huang Gai, unaware of the situation, came to Zhou Yu's tent to receive orders. Zhou Yu, without asking any questions, flew into a rage, saying, "You lowly, pig-like old bastard! With the enemy at our doorstep, how dare you so disrespect a respectable woman? You've ruined my military prestige; how can I maintain my position in the army?"

Huang Gai, being cunning, laughed and said, "May I ask, Grand Commander, whose woman have I disrespected?"

Zhou Yu's face turned green with anger, his body trembled, and he roared, "You damned old scoundrel, I'll take your head first, then we'll talk!" He ordered his men to drag Huang Gai out and execute him.

Huang Gai laughed loudly, "I'm sharing your burdens, and you still want to kill me? Let's see who obeys your orders from now on!"

Zhou Yu almost fainted, shouting, "Execute him quickly! Bring me his head!"

Everyone pleaded for his life, but Zhou Yu wouldn't listen. Lu Su, knowing the reason behind it all, dismissed everyone and secretly said to Zhou Yu, "Gongjin, you're so foolish! Do you really think you can accomplish something great by taking advantage of this opportunity?" Zhou Yu was still furious: "This old dog is playing with my wife, how can I possibly strategize with him?" Lu Su laughed: "You're out of your mind too! Although my sister-in-law has been violated by this old dog, don't you know that Huang Gai still has five beautiful concubines and countless dancers at home? You're using this opportunity to take her away, aren't you making a profit?"

Zhou Yu angrily said: "My Xiao Qiao is incredibly beautiful, I'm so ashamed!"

Lu Su laughed: "Xiao Qiao is beautiful, but she's still middle-aged, how can she compare to the delicate beauty of a young woman? Besides, we're about to defeat the enemy, so we can use this opportunity to carry out the 'bitter flesh ruse' to trick Cao Cao."

Zhou Yu had actually already planned this. Seeing that Lu Su had seen through his thoughts, he went along with it and ordered his warriors to beat Huang Gai with a hundred heavy blows. He also secretly sent someone to instruct Huang Gai to quickly carry out a feigned surrender, otherwise killing him would be a small matter, but taking all of his wives and concubines would be a much bigger one! Upon hearing this, Huang Gai was terrified and hastily wrote a letter of feigned surrender, thus making a big move! This is known as: Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one willing to hit, the other willing to be hit. From

*Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms*, Part 8: The Third of Jiangdong's Erotic History

. Now, Huang Gai used the "bitter flesh ruse," and Kan Ze and Pang Tong crossed the river several times to persuade him. Cao Cao, impatient for quick success, was ultimately outmaneuvered. Mengde (Cao Cao) thought his great success was complete, and thus held a banquet on his warships on the Yangtze River. Cao Cao, true to his demonic nature, and now in a moment of joy, ordered the army's dancers to perform a naked

, seductive dance. The dancers filed out, each a voluptuous woman in her thirties, with full breasts and prominent buttocks, seemingly boneless, delicate and rounded, alluring and captivating. Cao Cao's generals were all strong men separated from their wives and children; the army was heavily guarded, and they would never allow him to act so recklessly. Fortunately, the Prime Minister showed mercy today, hosting a lavish feast, not only without reprimanding him, but also beaming with joy. The generals scrutinized the group of plump and alluring middle-aged female dancers, their shapely buttocks and swaying breasts, their legs spread wide, their eyes gleaming with lust, captivating and mesmerizing. These beauties also softly uttered a series of sweet, melodious moans, their wanton desires echoing endlessly. Cao Cao, his cup never leaving his side, drank and laughed loudly: "What a fine time! None of these beauties are to leave; they will soon serve you generals. You have fought alongside me for many years, and now the unification of the world is just around the corner. Join me in this joyous celebration and peace!"

The generals were invigorated, shouting loudly: "We will serve you with the utmost loyalty, and we will never be able to repay your kindness!" Cao Cao was overjoyed and said: "Today's banquet is for celebration, not for discussing state affairs. Generals, just enjoy yourselves; I will not blame you!"

The generals, seeing the women's allure and beauty, could no longer restrain themselves; their erections surged forth, even lifting their armor. Xu Chu and Xiahou Yuan were particularly disheveled, their enormous penises bulging through their armor and even revealing their trousers. Cao Cao laughed, "'Tiger Fool' and 'Brilliant Talent,' don't mind them, just go and have your fun." The two thanked the Prime Minister and ran into the group of dancers, each grabbing two beautiful women. Without caring about anyone else, they removed their armor and began to have sex with them on the table!

The remaining women, seeing how large Xu Chu and Xiahou Yuan's penises were, secretly lamented, "Oh dear! If we had gone forward to serve them earlier, wouldn't we have won the favor of these two generals? Such huge penises are truly a feast for the eyes!" The other generals, seeing the two men's enjoyment, were not to be outdone. They all threw off their armor and went into battle bare-chested! They only cared about finding plump and beautiful women among the dancers, holding them in their arms as if they had found gold treasures, and having sex with them without regard for the world. For a time, the sounds of debauchery on Cao Cao's large ship were deafening, the river filled with the sounds of lewd

moans. A multitude of fleshy rods and engorged orifices thrust in and out incessantly, a spectacle too much for the onlookers to bear, utterly decadent! Even the soldiers of the three armies could not restrain themselves, grabbing and rubbing their own large penises incessantly. Alas, the number of courtesans was limited, unable to satisfy their desires, leaving the warriors only able to "quench their thirst with longing." Seeing this, Cao Cao immediately ordered a junior officer to report to Cao Ren, dispatching a thousand elite troops to search for women throughout Jiangling; he also sent Xiahou Dun to the dry camp to escort women abducted from Jingzhou to the army for their debauchery.

By dusk, the two generals had brought over three thousand women. Cao Cao was overjoyed and immediately ordered his soldiers to share in the spoils. The crowd erupted in cheers, rushing forward, scrambling and jostling, some grabbing three or four, some one or two, some only one. In short, everyone got what they wanted, and no one returned empty-handed. At a single command, the entire ship was ready for battle. Not only were the sounds of debauchery filling the river, but even those on the east bank of the river could hear the extraordinary feast at Cao Cao's camp!

Zhou Yu, who was at his camp pondering how to defeat the enemy, suddenly heard thunderous cheers from the north bank of the river. He assumed Cao Cao's army was making a formidable crossing and immediately ordered Lu Su to investigate. Not long after, Lu Su returned, overjoyed: "What a sight! What a sight! That scoundrel Cao Cao has taken in a group of women and is having his soldiers indulge in debauchery by the river!"

Zhou Yu was greatly surprised, thinking, "Could it be that Cao Cao, seeing that I haven't left the river for days, is plotting to lure me in?" He hurriedly donned his armor and led his generals to the riverbank to observe. Sure enough, they saw a cluster of lights on the north bank, and could vaguely make out a mountain of flesh and a sea of flesh, fiercely battling there, with the incessant cries and lewd moans of women filling the air. Zhou Yu was furious: "You lewd and pig-like Cao traitor! You're suffering so much, yet you're still indulging in lust! Are you underestimating me?"

Lu Su said, "I don't know what to do. We should quickly inform Master Zhuge and see what he decides to do."

Zhou Yu agreed and ordered Lu Su to quickly summon Zhuge Liang. Shortly after, Kongming arrived, observed the scene, and laughed, "This is Cao Cao, overjoyed by Pang Tong's 'chain strategy,' gloating there. Well then, let's not lose to him. Quickly order all the generals to follow suit."

Zhou Yu was delighted upon hearing this and immediately ordered Taishi Ci to lead three thousand troops to search for women in the surrounding area. In less than half an hour, they had gathered a thousand women. Zhou Yu ordered, "Soldiers, victory is within our grasp! Today you may indulge in the pleasures of the courtesans, and tomorrow we will display our might. Your debauchery must not be inferior to Cao Cao's; anyone who fails in their duties will be executed!"

Upon hearing the order, the men of Jiangdong fought bravely, each one taking the lead, like tigers among sheep, swiftly stripping the women naked and engaging in vigorous acts right there on the riverbank. Hearing the sounds of debauchery from the north bank, those on the other side refused to be outdone, relentlessly ravaging themselves, the sounds of the women gradually reaching the north bank. Cao Cao, hearing this, knew it was Zhou Yu challenging him, and roared, "Any general who fails in their duties will be executed!" The generals, even more valiant, dared not disobey. For a time, the two sides were locked in a fierce struggle, neither gaining the upper hand, from night until day, the shouts never ceasing. This "Battle of Red Cliffs" was truly a once-in-a-century spectacle!

Soon after, Cao Cao's army, exhausted from excessive debauchery, and further weakened by a sudden fire attack from Jiangdong... Cao Cao's army, already weakened by the heat of the fire, was drenched in sweat and unable to withstand the onslaught, collapsing in disarray. Zhou Yu seized the opportunity to launch a surprise attack, achieving a great victory. He captured all the thousands of women Cao Cao's army had taken as captives, feasting for three days as a source of pride!

Meanwhile, Cao Cao, having suffered a crushing defeat, was pursued relentlessly by Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, resulting in countless deaths. Reaching Huarong Road, he was blocked by Guan Yu. Cao Cao was terrified, believing his life would end there. At that time, Cheng Yu advised, "When Guan Yu returned the sun to the Prime Minister, it brought him many benefits. How could the Prime Minister have forgotten that story of Guan Yu?" Cao Cao suddenly realized this, secretly delighted, and slowly stepped forward to ask, "Guan Yu, how have you been?"

Guan Yu immediately bowed, "My lord, how are you? Today I am acting on the orders of the military advisor, and I dare not let personal matters interfere with public duty." Cao Cao

pretended to cry, "Has Guan Yu forgotten the kindness of the sun?"

Guan Yu sighed, "The Prime Minister's kindness to me is as deep as the sea, how could I forget it?"

Cao Cao said, "Guan Yu, do you remember how I reluctantly gave it up?"

Guan Yu was greatly shocked, thinking to himself, "Yes, yes, I was confused for a moment and made such a mistake."

Reader, do you know why Guan Yu was so alarmed? There is quite a story behind this, let me explain in detail. Long ago, Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao from Xiapi, and Cao Cao treated him very well, first sending him beautiful women and gold foil, and then the precious Red Hare. Cao Cao was afraid that Guan Yu would feel uneasy, so he specially invited Guan Yu to his residence for a feast. Although Guan Yu had affairs with Lady Gan and Lady Mi, he was ultimately restrained by their relationship and dared not be too forward. Cao Cao knew that Guan Yu was fond of women of advanced age, so he secretly made arrangements. One day, Cao Cao invited Guan Yu to a banquet. After drinking several cups of wine, Cao Cao asked him to change his clothes. Guan Yu was depressed and continued drinking. After a while, a beautiful middle-aged woman of about forty-five or forty-six years old appeared. Guan Yu was already drunk, but seeing a beautiful woman, he was overjoyed. Without asking her appearance, he embraced her and kissed her lips. The woman did not resist and let Guan Yu kiss her incessantly. Guan Yu was delighted, lifted his robe, took out his precious sword, and right there in the banquet, he and the woman consummated their relationship. Afterwards, Guan Yu asked, "Who are you, woman who has taken a liking to me?" The woman replied, "I am Liu, the wife of the Prime Minister." Guan Yu was greatly alarmed: "Wouldn't this kill me? Cao Cao has taken the Prime Minister's wife; how can I possibly survive?" Liu said, "This is the Prime Minister's arrangement, that I accompany the General. Besides, I have long been deprived of the Prime Minister's favor; to serve the General for a moment is a pleasure."

Guan Yu was so shocked that his manhood opened wide, soaking his trousers. A short while later, Cao Cao came out and laughed, "Yun Chang, are you enjoying yourself?" Guan Yu was so shocked that he knelt down and said, "Guan Yu deserves death! Prime Minister, please quickly behead me!" Cao Cao laughed loudly, "It's alright; this is what I wish for. I only ask that Yun Chang do his best and not have any other thoughts."

This matter was only known to Cao Cao and his trusted advisors. Today, the situation is urgent, and there is no time to worry about such things. Yun Chang sighed, "It is I who have wronged the Prime Minister. If I hadn't let them go, and had instead killed them, how could that be justified?" He then reined in his horse and turned back, releasing Cao Cao and his men one by one. This is the true story of Yun Chang's righteous release of Cao Cao at Huarong Pass. (From

*Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms*, Chapter 9: General Guiyang of Changshan encounters Lady Fan, Marquis of Hanshou battles Huang Zhong at Changsha
.) It is said that Zhou Yu defeated Cao Cao at the Battle of Red Cliffs and returned victorious, seizing the opportunity to take Jingzhou and Xiangyang. However, Zhuge Liang had long been observing this, and thus devised a plan at Youjiang: first, he would have Zhou Yu fight Cao Ren, while he himself, taking advantage of the two tigers fighting for food, would successively capture Nan Commandery, Jingzhou, and Xiangyang. Zhou Yu, unable to contain his anger and with his arrow wound reopening, cried out and fell from his horse beneath the walls of Nan Commandery. Lu Su personally went to Nan Commandery to persuade Kongming to return Jingzhou, but was tricked back by Kongming's scheme and returned empty-handed. Taking advantage of the fact that Sun Quan and Cao Cao were preoccupied with other matters, Zhuge Liang planned to seize the four commanderies of Wuling, Changsha, Guiyang, and Lingling to accumulate wealth and provisions for future defense.

Zhuge Liang personally led a large army and first captured Lingling. He then ordered Zhao Yun to lead 3,000 troops to break through Guiyang.

But let's leave that aside for now. The Lingling prefect, Zhao Fan, could not withstand Zhao Yun's bravery and surrendered early. Zhao Fan went to Zhao Yun's camp and they reminisced about their friendship. It turned out they were from the same hometown, born in the same year, and shared the same surname; they got along very well and became sworn brothers. They drank for a long time, and then Zhao Fan took his leave, saying, "Brother, please calm down. I will go to Lingling to appease the people. Tomorrow, when the city opens, we will drink together again." Zhao Yun was delighted but only instructed him to "be careful." Zhao Fan bid farewell to Zhao Yun and returned to the city.

Leaving aside Zhao Yun, let's focus on Zhao Fan. Upon returning to the city, he first went to his residence to see his sister-in-law. It turned out that Zhao Fan's elder brother had died early, leaving behind his sister-in-law, Lady Fan. Zhao Fan was an honest and kind man, and thus, having served his sister-in-law for three years, he had not transgressed or committed any immoral acts. Zhao Fan arrived excitedly, running all the way, and before even entering the main room, he shouted, "Sister-in-law, what a joyous occasion!"

The beaded curtain of the inner room swayed, and a plump middle-aged woman dressed in white mourning clothes emerged. She was indeed breathtakingly beautiful: her skin was like jade, her face like a flower, lightly made up, her waist slender, her figure delicate and frail; her eyes were full of affection, her lips red and teeth white, her breasts fragrant and tender, her hips round and firm. It was a pity that she had no suitor to cherish her, wasting this beautiful and charming woman's life.

Madam Fan smiled and said softly, "My dear brother, what is there to be happy about?"

Zhao Fan laughed and said, "I've found you a good husband!"

Madam Fan laughed and scolded, "What nonsense! Where have you found me a husband?"

Zhao Fan said, "Do you know Zhao Yun of Changshan, who served under Liu Bei?"

Madam Fan said, "Isn't that Zhao Zilong, who carried Liu Shan at Changban Pass?"

Zhao Fan laughed and said, "That's him! I met him today, and we got along very well. We've already become sworn brothers." He had only intended to find someone exceptionally talented, handsome, and sharing the same surname as his elder brother. Now, seeing Brother Zilong, his martial arts are unparalleled, his appearance is striking, and he shares the same surname as my family. My sister-in-law is widowed, which is not a good situation. Why not let her marry Zhao Yun and make it a happy occasion?"

Lady Fan blushed with shame, feigning surprise, "What a thoughtless brother! How could you agree so readily?"

Zhao Fan laughed, "Not yet! I came to inform my sister-in-law first, and tomorrow I will invite Zilong to meet me."

Lady Fan was truly shy and hurriedly returned to her room. Zhao Fan was overjoyed, drinking until midnight, waiting to propose marriage to his brother the next day.

The next day, Zhao Yun led his army to the walls of Guiyang City. Zhao Fan received him, and the two laughed heartily, entering the mansion for a joyous celebration.

Halfway through the night, Zhao Yun became slightly drunk. Zhao Fan then provoked him, asking, "How old are you, brother?"

Zhao Yun smiled and replied, "I have wasted my life and am nearly forty."

Zhao Fan asked suspiciously, "Have you taken a wife, brother?"

Yun smiled and said, "I have been busy all year round, focusing solely on the great cause of the Imperial Uncle. How could I have any personal desires? I have never had a wife."

Fan was delighted and said, "In that case, I will find you a good match!"

Zilong, who was already drunk, laughed loudly, "What are you saying, my good brother? How can I trouble you with such matters? I will choose a woman to marry when the Imperial Uncle's cause is accomplished."

Zhao Fan laughed loudly and said, "Brother, you are mistaken! As the saying goes, harmony in the family brings prosperity. Without a virtuous wife, how can one strive to serve one's lord? Brother, you must not waste your youth. In my opinion, brother, your martial arts are unparalleled, and your appearance is handsome. How could any woman not be moved? This matter rests entirely on my shoulders."

The reader may not know, but although Zhao Yun was a peerless hero, a true man returns to his roots and longs for a place to settle down. What husband would remain unmarried for life? It was only because Zhao Yun was devoted to Liu Bei's legacy that he had delayed marriage. Today, however, Zhao Fan's words stirred his heart. Zilong thought to himself, "As the saying goes, of the three unfilial acts, the greatest is to have no descendants. My parents died early, and I have no children. I am going to battle so fiercely, and I am bound to die eventually. If I lose my life, Zhao Yun's death is not a pity, but where will my descendants be? How can my Zhao family serve our lord again?"

Zhao Fan was a shrewd man. Seeing his brother's head bowed in silence, he knew there was a chance, so he said, "Brother, listen to me. I have a distant female relative who has been widowed for three years and is still a widow. You can imagine how difficult it must be for a woman to

live alone, without anyone to rely on. If there is a time of war, how can I protect my family by myself? Why don't we get married and I become your wife? It would be good for both of us." Zhao Yun frowned and said, "To remarry after being widowed is to lose one's virtue. I dare not do it.

" Laughing, he said, "Brother, you're so foolish! Is she destined to be a widow? Unexpected events can happen; how can you blame her? If she can find a suitable husband and marry, she can be spared a lonely life! She has no children and her beauty hasn't faded; brother, you shouldn't refuse!"

Zhao Yun said, "My dear brother, how can you teach me to do such an unjust thing?"

Zhao Fan said, "Brother, don't be delusional! You've been fighting on the battlefield for years; can you guarantee you'll never be injured? If you really lose your life, who will continue your lineage?" Yun sighed

, "It is precisely because I, Zhao Yun, have been stained with blood that I am unwilling to marry casually. Otherwise, would you, my relative, become my widow?"

Zhao Fan was speechless for a long time before saying, "Brother, you are kind-hearted; I won't force you any further." Then he and Zhao Yun drank wine to relieve their boredom.

While the two were talking, Lady Fan was already spying from the inner room. Seeing Zhao Zilong of Changshan, so strong and handsome, with such chivalrous spirit, how could the heart of this widowed woman, long grieving, not be moved? Lady Fan had never seen such a hero before, and was truly unsettled, pressing her hand to her chest, her breathing rapid. She felt a burning sensation in her chest, her face flushed. A lonely woman's heart stirred, a smoldering passion igniting within her!

Zhao Fan, having already noticed his sister-in-law beside him, secretly gave her a wink, then took a packet of powder from his sleeve and sprinkled it into Zhao Yun's cup. Zilong, having drunk much, was already asleep at the table and hadn't noticed. Zhao Fan raised his cup in greeting: "Brother, drink again!"

Zilong didn't ask any questions and drank it all in one gulp. Seeing that Zilong had drunk the wine, Fan invited Lady Fan to join them at the table.

Lady Fan lowered her head in shame and slowly took her seat, first toasting Zhao Yun. Yun asked curiously, "Who is this lady?"

Lady Fan replied, "This humble servant is Brother Zhao Fan and his wife."

Yun was about to rise and bow to avoid her when he felt an unbearable heat coursing through his body, and he only wanted to undress to receive her. Zilong assumed it was due to excessive drinking and the effects of the alcohol. Unexpectedly, even his "long spear" (a euphemism for erection) couldn't help but rise high! Yun realized he had been tricked and cursed Zhao Fan, "You beast! I said I wouldn't, why did you set this up to harm me?"

Zhao Fan apologized with a smile, "Brother, please don't be angry, it's not like that, you won't marry my widowed sister-in-law!"

Yun was furious, and kicked Zhao Fan, leaving him bruised and swollen. Zhao Fan hurriedly scrambled away, shouting, "Brother, don't be angry, just marry your sister-in-law!"

Zilong's anger surged, his blood boiled, and his "long spear" (another euphemism for erection) stood erect like a pillar reaching the sky! Lady Fan, seeing this, was first startled, her face flushed, and her heart pounded wildly. She no longer cared about her dignity, only wanting to be a perfect match with Zhao Yun!

Zhao Yun, under the influence of Zhao Fan's aphrodisiac, was overcome with lust. Despite his attempts to suppress it, the drug's power proved too much for him. Seeing Fan Shi dressed in white, her figure voluptuous and elegant, so charming and alluring, Zhao Yun seized the beautiful woman and began kissing her passionately. Fan Shi, startled, resisted half-heartedly; Zhao Yun roared, "You slut! Why don't you submit? I, Zhao Yun, have already been betrayed by you. If you dare to do anything more, I will not spare your life!" With that, he drew his sword and ripped Fan Shi's clothes clean. Fan Shi, terrified, did nothing to him.

Zhao Yun, now unable to resist, removed his armor and weapons, taking out his spear and teasing Fan Shi's body. He saw that the woman's skin was as white as snow, her breasts high and firm, her hips round and plump, delicate and beautiful. Zhao Yun had seen many women, but never one so alluring and seductive. Fueled by the aphrodisiac, he couldn't help but reach out and wildly fondle Fan Shi's breasts! Fan Shi, enjoying herself, let out a soft moan; Zilong embraced the woman's beautiful body, kneading and biting her vigorously. Soon, Fan Shi's lower body was gushing with lustful fluids, and she went limp. Zhao Yun, wielding his "long spear," aimed at the woman's approach and struck with lightning speed and precision! Fan Shi felt a blockage in her orifice, her body stiffened, and she stopped moving. Seeing the woman's alluring beauty, Zhao Yun was overjoyed, laughing, "Although I, Old Zhao, have never had sexual relations, I am no less skilled than my three brothers!" Full of confidence, he unleashed his unparalleled "spear technique," eliciting incessant moans and cries of lust from Fan Shi from the very beginning.

Zilong, worthy of being called the Tiger General of Changshan, had actually applied this deadly spear technique to penetration; moreover, his original spear technique was exceptionally ruthless, killing his enemies within three moves. Now, facing Fan Shi, he naturally displayed this skill to its fullest extent.

Reader, why did Fan Shi lose her husband? It turned out that Lady Fan had possessed exceptional skills in sexual matters since childhood, handling them with ease. Zhao Fan's elder brother was a weak scholar; how could he withstand this woman's nightly licentious pleasures? Thus, he died young. Zhao Zilong, after only three rounds of fighting with Lady Fan, was greatly surprised: "This woman is so formidable; I underestimated her. Very well, let me show you my power!" Zilong was indeed a peerless warrior; Lady Fan could not withstand him and was ultimately defeated, letting out loud howls and climaxing eight or nine times, yet Zhao Zilong still did not rest. Lady Fan pleaded, "General, please stop! My humble abode is already dry!"

Zilong laughed and said, "Very well! Let's see if you dare to do that again!"

Lady Fan almost cried, "General, please let me go! I dare not be rude again!"

Zhao Yun laughed and said, "Very well, I will take you as my concubine; that will not disgrace you, will it?"

Lady Fan dared not disobey. Zhao Fan, however, was overjoyed, first apologizing to Zhao Yun, and then choosing a day to hold the wedding. So Zilong married Lady Fan, but fearing gossip, he only said she was a distant cousin. Hence the rumor that Zilong never married. This matter was only clarified when Liu Bei entered Sichuan and became his ruler.

Now, let's talk about Guan Yu. After seizing Jingzhou, he heard that his second brother Yide and fourth brother Zilong had each taken two commanderies. Guan Yu, being a competitive man, couldn't sit still. He quickly led five hundred soldiers to see Xuande. Kongming laughed and said, "Changsha cannot be taken without Guan Yu. I've heard that the old general Huang Zhong, though nearly sixty, possesses extraordinary martial arts skills and is no ordinary person. Guan Yu must not be careless." Guan Yu

laughed and said, "Strategist, don't worry, I will bring Huang Zhong's head to see you, brother and strategist!" He then led his army away. Xuande, fearing for Guan Yu's safety, personally led troops with Kongming to support him.

Without further ado, Guan Yu and Huang Zhong fought for three days without a victor. Han Xuan, believing Huang Zhong to be a traitor, ordered his execution. Fortunately, Wei Yan killed Han Xuan and rescued Huang Zhong. Yun Chang then captured Changsha. Huang Zhong, a man of unyielding spirit, refused to surrender and remained secluded.

At this time, Xuan De (Liu Bei) had not yet arrived in Changsha. Yun Chang thought, "Since Huang Zhong refuses to see me, why don't I go and invite him myself? This man's martial arts are superb; if I can persuade him to surrender and help my brother, wouldn't that be wonderful?" So he went alone to Huang Zhong's residence. After knocking on the door, he entered to see Huang Zhong. Huang Zhong was resting in the backyard at this time. Knowing that Yun Chang had arrived, he did not greet him but pretended to be asleep.

Yun Chang waited for a long time, but Huang Zhong did not get up. Knowing his strong-willed nature, he could not bear to force him and was about to leave. At this moment, a plump, fair-skinned noblewoman of about fifty years old, dressed in bright clothes, came out of the house. The woman greeted Yun Chang with a deep bow and said, "General, I am Huang Zhong's wife."

Yun Chang saw that although this Lady Huang was a fifty-year-old woman, she was very well-nourished, with fair and tender skin, a plump figure, and undiminished beauty and charm. Guan Yu had a particular fondness for old women, and seeing how charming Madam Huang was, his heart stirred, and his lustful desires slowly began to stir!

Madam Huang led Guan Yu into the backyard house, and looking at Huang Zhong, she sighed, "My old man has always had this strange temper, General, please don't be offended, I will explain it to him slowly."

Yun Chang bowed and said, "Thank you, Madam! With General Huang's help, my brother will be even more powerful!" He then subtly lifted his robe, deliberately revealing his large penis to Madam Huang.

Madam Huang, having long been deprived of intimacy due to Huang Zhong's advanced age, was quite pleased to see Yun Chang in his prime, handsome and talented. Suddenly, she saw Yun Chang lift his robe and was startled to see his enormous penis! She thought, "What a thick one! My old Huang, though valiant, has never possessed such a massive member. This Yun Chang is still young; he must be ten times more virile than old Huang!" Thinking this, Madam Huang felt a little disoriented.

Since Yun Chang's affairs with Madam Mi and Madam Gan, he had often been intimate with mature women, and she knew he was melancholic and lacked sexual desire. Huang Zhong, being a fierce and unyielding man, was naturally inexperienced in matters of the heart and thus unskilled in bed. This Lady Huang was ten years younger than Huang Zhong, and so beautiful and voluptuous; she must be a mature woman with a passionate heart!

Guan Yu was overjoyed, thinking, "If this old woman is reasonable, Huang Zhong will surely belong to my brother! Very well, I can also have a romantic encounter; wouldn't that be perfect?" So he provoked her, saying, "General Huang is incredibly brave; I admire him greatly! I wonder if you and he are still as loving as ever?"

Lady Huang was greatly embarrassed, her face turning red to her ears. After a long while, she said, "General Guan, what are you saying? How can you speak of such private matters so casually?" Her heart, however, was pounding like a rabbit.

Seeing Lady Huang's affected and seductive manner, Guan Yu was even more pleased, and he boldly laughed, "Madam, there's no need to be ashamed. I was just afraid that General Huang is getting old and his desires are waning, so I asked: Do you still wish to have sex?" Lady Huang was so ashamed she wanted to

disappear. Without waiting for her reply, Guan Yu boldly pulled Lady Huang into his arms right there at the banquet. Lady Huang was startled and about to cry out, but Guan Yu quickly covered her mouth, whispering, "Madam, don't panic. I only wish to enjoy myself with you for a moment today; I have no intention of harming you! If you would persuade General Huang to surrender to my brother, I will serve you every day!"

Guan Yu didn't wait for Lady Huang's reply; he pressed her down, embracing her plump waist and kissing her face repeatedly. Lady Huang was pinned down by Guan Yu, unable to move, feeling a thick, powerful rod pressing against her long-dormant vulva, causing an intense, throbbing itch! She tried to struggle, but felt a heat rising in her vulva, and her juices flowed freely. Lady Huang, like dry tinder, was burning with desire, and she couldn't bear Guan Yu's intimacy. Guan Yu stripped her of her silk robes, revealing her plump, fragrant body, and a sweet, intoxicating scent filled the air. Seeing the old woman's alluring beauty at such a young age, Yun Chang was overjoyed. He embraced her ample breasts, kissing and biting them incessantly like "eating steamed buns." He himself, however, stripped off his clothes, gripped his "great sword," and raised it high, ready to fight!

Madam Huang struggled fiercely, but only became more aroused and frenzied. Her long-unused breasts and vulva were being played with by Yun Chang to the point of ecstasy, overflowing with lustful fluids that soaked her elegant and luxurious body. She dared not cry out too loudly, lest Huang Zhong notice, so she grabbed a piece of clothing and stuffed it into her mouth. Her entire plump body writhed even more like a snake, appearing even more lewd. Seeing the old woman's lust, Yun Chang was overjoyed and raised his precious sword to strike Madam Huang! He thrust forcefully and violently, striking her over a hundred times. Madam Huang was already like a limp rag doll, only able to moan softly. Yun Chang dared not linger, quickly ejaculating and finishing. He then dressed Madam Huang, tidied her hair, thanked her, and secretly left.

Now, Lady Huang, still lustful after being with Yun Chang, immediately went to the backyard to find Huang Zhong. Huang Zhong was still fast asleep in the pavilion, completely naked, his chest and breasts exposed. The reader doesn't know that Huang Zhong had been sleeping naked since childhood, a habit he couldn't break even in old age. Seeing her husband's large penis, comparable to Yun Chang's, Lady Huang couldn't resist her lust. She removed all her clothes and reached out her delicate hand to grasp and rub her husband's large penis. Huang Zhong, in his dream, felt a beautiful woman throwing herself into his arms, an intense itch, and was overjoyed. He quickly bent down to meet her. Lady Huang, at this moment, was straddling Huang Zhong's penis, writhing up and down, enjoying herself. She saw that Huang Zhong's penis was like iron, swollen and ready to ejaculate. Lady Huang was delighted. She dismounted, took her husband's large knife into her mouth, and sucked and squeezed it wildly! In his dream, Huang Zhong felt as if the beauty's vagina was like a clamp, tightly gripping his penis. He thrust forcefully, and with a "plop," a stream of semen entered his wife's cherry-like mouth. Huang Zhong awoke then, seeing his wife licking his penis. Overjoyed, he cried out, "Good wife! How loving! That wasn't enough! Let's enjoy ourselves again!" He then resumed his lovemaking with even greater effort. His wife was also pleased, and the two entwined for an hour, writhing in agony. Finally, due to old age and declining stamina, they reluctantly parted. His wife advised Huang Zhong to surrender to Liu Bei. Because of his wife's high regard, how could Huang Zhong dare disobey? He quickly surrendered. His wife was also delighted, for she would have two valiant generals, Huang Zhong and Guan Yu, serving her in the future—truly a blessing from heaven!

(From *Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms*, Chapter 10: Liu Qi's lust leads to impotence, and his womanizing leads to his death

.) It is said that after Huang Zhong joined Liu Bei, Liu Bei treated him very well, calling him "Old General" and treating him with the respect due to a father or elder brother. Zhong was deeply grateful for Liu Bei's kindness and worked diligently without shirking his duties. Liu Bei, having gained Wei Yan, now had five great generals, and with Zhuge Liang's brilliant strategies, he could rest easy. At that time, Zhang Liao had just defeated Eastern Wu and killed Taishi Ci with an arrow. For a long time afterward, neither Sun Quan nor Cao Cao had time to look westward, and the eight commanderies of Jingzhou were peaceful and prosperous. Liu Bei, having endured the hardships of exile for so long, rarely had such leisure, so he often hosted banquets for his civil and military officials, sharing in their wealth and glory. Liu Bei, being a lustful man, added many beautiful dancers and women, leading his brothers in debauchery day and night, creating quite a scene.

Meanwhile, after Huang Zhong surrendered to Liu Bei, Lady Huang had been with him day and night. However, Huang Zhong was old and could not last long. He could not maintain his position for more than a month. Lady Huang was depressed, thinking of how to rekindle their old relationship with Yun Chang. But Yun Chang was guarding the important city of Jingzhou; how could she accompany him every night? Madam Huang suffered from constant itching in her breasts, with her juices flowing freely. She could only manage to quench her thirst by dragging Huang Zhong along; but it was a drop in the ocean. The old general, unable to bear the fruitless effort, simply packed up and moved to the barracks. Madam Huang was furious, thinking, "You old fool, so clueless! I'll find you a good man myself and make you furious!"

But Madam Huang was a noblewoman who rarely left her home; where could she find such a suitable husband? She could only find solace each night in the quiet of the night, lying alone on her bed, naked, stroking her plump, white flesh for her own pleasure. She was plump and extremely delicate, and after only a few strokes, she was breathless; moreover, it wasn't as pleasurable as being on top of a strong man. Helpless, she could only endure it, her heart filled with restlessness.

That night, Madam Huang again played with her acupoints on the bed, and after only a short while, she let out soft moans and collapsed limply onto the bed. As fate would have it, a lover happened to pass by at that moment. Who was he, you ask? It was none other than Liu Qi, the young master who had previously had an affair with Lady Gan. Liu Bei had been aware of this woman's affair with Lady Gan, but out of consideration for their past relationship, he had turned a blind eye. However, Liu Qi was unconcerned and became even more smug, using his power to seduce women of all ages. One day, bored out of his mind, he happened to pass by Lady Huang's door and overheard a soft, seductive voice inside, which stirred his desire. Liu Qi, a seasoned lecher, knew something was amiss, so he climbed over the wall and peered through the window at Lady Huang's self-pleasuring erotic scene. Liu Qi's ears burned, his heart pounded, and his penis hardened. Liu Qi thought to himself, "This old lady Huang is quite the flirt. At her age, she's still so wanton? It would be quite an experience to have some fun with her."

Liu Qi had indulged in excessive lust in the past, and was now at his wit's end. But once lust took hold, how could he resist? Even if it meant death, he wanted to be a libertine. Seeing no one around, he quietly opened the window, jumped in, and went straight to Madam Huang.

Madam Huang was completely entranced, disoriented, as if in a dreamlike paradise. Liu Qi quickly stripped off his clothes, touched Madam Huang's plump legs, and climbed onto the bed. He positioned his white penis, aimed at Madam Huang's old, wanton vagina, and thrust it in, kissing and grabbing her as he fucked her.

Madam Huang felt incredibly comfortable in her vagina, as if she were in a dream, and was overjoyed, bending over to welcome him, flattering him in every way. The old woman's plump breasts, like balls, were held tightly by Liu Qi, who seemed to want to swallow them whole! Madam Huang was a mature woman, her vagina loose and wanton, constantly moaning, "Hurry up and pull! Don't stop!" It should be understood that such a mature woman should not be violently penetrated; she must be slowly trained to arouse her desire before she can be brought to orgasm in one go. Although Liu Qi was skilled in vaginal manipulation, he was impatient and wanted to completely subdue the woman from the start, often ending up exhausted without ever getting the best chance of climaxing. Seeing Madam Huang's wanton moans and cries, he became even more anxious, thrusting wildly, wanting only to quickly rape this old slut.

Madam Huang was plump and had a full, lustful vagina. Years of experience in bed had given her endurance and made her resilient. She clung tightly to the handsome young man beside her, moaning and groaning, urging him to exert himself. Madam Huang herself draped her fat body over Liu Qi, deriving boundless pleasure effortlessly. Liu Qi, that fool, only worked harder the more the old woman pressured him. Before long, before Madam Huang had even recovered, he had already ejaculated. Madam Huang wouldn't let go, grabbing him and saying, "If you don't serve me well today, I'll report you to my uncle!" Liu Qi, also unwilling to part with this beautiful, lustful woman, continued to have sex with her. After four or five more times, Liu Qi felt pain in his back, cramps in his legs, and his penis and scrotum trembled uncontrollably. He felt a ringing in his ears and dizziness. Liu Qi, realizing the situation was dire, tried to pull away, but Madam Huang's plump legs held him firmly, the two lustful women swinging back and forth relentlessly. Liu Qi cried out, "Fine, even in death I'll die a romantic death!" Suddenly, he regained his senses, becoming obsessed and ferocious, and violently raped her over a hundred times, causing Madam Huang's juices to gush forth, almost draining her dry! Madam Huang cried out in lust, "Good sir! You've raped your mother to death!" Liu Qi roared wildly, "Afraid you won't die? I want you to die with me!"

With that, he forcefully released his semen, which, like a sharp sword, plunged straight into Madam Huang's plump vulva. Liu Qi shouted, his vision went black, and he collapsed onto Madam Huang's plump breasts with a "thud," unable to get up again. Madam Huang also cried out several times, feeling her lustful juices gushing out like a flood, pouring out like a torrential downpour. Madam Huang wailed, "Good man, even death would be worth it! You've made me feel like I'm in heaven!" After a few more wails, her eyes rolled back, and she died!

Madam Huang didn't wake up until the next day. Reaching out, she felt a pale young man lying coldly beside her. Madam Huang then remembered her affair the previous night and was horrified! Opening her eyes, she saw that Liu Qi had already rolled back his eyes and was dead for some time! Madam Huang screamed in terror and immediately fainted. The servants rushed over and saw Madam Huang lying on the ground, a handsome young man naked and dead on the bed. They assumed he had attempted to rape her but was killed by her instead. The servants hurriedly informed Huang Zhong, who quickly reported to Liu Bei, "Liu Qi attempted to rape my wife, but he died from exhaustion in bed. My wife fought back bravely, and although there were signs of being violated, there was no actual rape. Please, Imperial Uncle, decide what to do." Liu Bei was secretly pleased that Liu Qi was dead, and that he could rightfully become the ruler of Jingzhou. He didn't ask any further questions and immediately held a funeral.

Now, with Liu Qi's death, Lady Gan was heartbroken. Moreover, Liu Bei was fickle and indulged in pleasure day and night, leaving Lady Gan without even a man. She was also a lustful woman, and with no one interested in her, she longed for a lover. After Liu Qi's death, Lady Gan was overwhelmed with fear and soon fell ill and died. Huang Zhong, though not very stamina-wise, was a fierce and powerful general. Having never fought on the battlefield, where could he expend his pent-up energy? Whenever Huang Zhong recalled the beautiful times his wife had played the flute for him, and knowing that his beloved wife was now dead, he couldn't help but feel sorrow. Lady Gan saw this and was delighted, thinking to herself, "Why not make a relationship with this old man Huang Zhong? He's a peerless general; even in his old age and declining health, he's still better than my uncle!" So she kept a close eye on him, hoping to find an opportunity.

At that time, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were both in Jingzhou. Liu Bei wanted to see his two brothers, so he brought Lady Gan, Zhuge Liang, Huang Zhong, and Wei Yan with him. That night, they drank merrily, which goes without saying. Lady Gan was also present, joining my uncle in entertaining the guests. Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang couldn't hold their liquor and had important matters to attend to, so they left after a few drinks, leaving Lady Gan to keep them company. Wei Yan was a restless man, and during the banquet, seeing Lady Gan's beautiful and charming appearance, he couldn't help but be tempted by her. At this time, the group of dancers and singers were flirting with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, only wanting their attention.

Wei Yan, emboldened by lust, rushed to Lady Gan's side while everyone was unaware and roughly groped her breasts! Lady Gan cried out in pain. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, preoccupied with flirting with the dancers, didn't hear him. Wei Yan was overjoyed and reached out to grab Lady Gan's buttocks, ready to assault her. Lady Gan, disgusted by Wei Yan's insolence, screamed loudly. At that moment, Huang Zhong, old and rigid, was drinking to relieve his boredom because he was not favored by the dancers. Suddenly, he saw Wei Yan molesting his mistress. Huang Zhong was furious, drew his bamboo-jointed steel whip from his waist, and lashed Wei Yan's buttocks hard! Wei Yan's erect penis was almost bursting out from the blow, and he was in excruciating pain, nearly fainting. Huang Zhong, considering the feelings of Lady Gan, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, could only whisper, "You little beast! If you dare to be disrespectful again, you will be killed without mercy!"

Wei Yan dared not argue with Huang Zhong and could only accept his bad luck and obediently retreat. Lady Gan, still shaken, trembled and collapsed into Huang Zhong's arms, crying, "Thanks to you, General! I was almost humiliated by that scoundrel Wei Yan!"

Embraced by the beauty, Huang Zhong was overjoyed. He grasped Lady Gan's slender waist and comforted her, "Don't be alarmed, Madam. With me here, I won't tolerate that scoundrel Wei Yan's rudeness!"

Although Lady Gan continued to weep, she was secretly delighted. Pulling Huang Zhong along, she adopted a coquettish demeanor, saying, "General, this place is too noisy and noisy. Come with me." With that, she secretly squeezed Huang Zhong's aging "big knife."

Huang Zhong's penis instantly hardened at the touch, his heart pounding. He followed the lady into the inner chamber. Lady Gan's wanton behavior was on full display. Huang Zhong couldn't resist. He grabbed her ample buttocks and kissed her. Lady Gan was overjoyed. She removed her clothes and rubbed her jade-like breasts against Huang Zhong's chest. Huang Zhong was instantly terrified, repeatedly crying out, "My dear wife, today this old general can repay the Imperial Uncle's kindness! I will serve you well!"

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who were enjoying themselves with a group of dancers, turned around and couldn't find Huang Zhong and Lady Gan. Zhang Fei exclaimed in alarm, "Oh no! That old man Huang Zhong must have gone to have fun with my sister-in-law behind our backs! Quickly, go find him, don't let that old bastard get away with it!"

Guan Yu said, "You're right!"

The two left the group of women and searched everywhere. Before long, they found Lady Gan and Huang Zhong lying together, deeply entwined. That old man Huang Zhong, with his worn-out skin, was actually making his wife groan with desire, truly enviable to onlookers!

Zhang Fei couldn't help but shout, "Sister-in-law, you can't be with that old man Huang alone! I want to be your husband too!" He jumped up, grabbed Huang Zhong's back, and forcefully pressed down.

How could Huang Zhong withstand Zhang Fei's superhuman strength? Zhang Fei's penis, already swollen and ready to ejaculate, was suddenly emptied with a "whoosh." Huang Zhong angrily cursed, "You troublesome black bastard, how dare you ruin my good time?"

Zhang Fei retorted, "You old scoundrel, taking advantage of my inattention to commit adultery with my sister-in-law? I am her own brother, why can't I?" With that, he pushed Huang Zhong aside and, while Lady Gan's vulva was still open, raised his long black spear and began to pound her again. Lady Gan had not yet been brought to orgasm by Huang Zhong, so she was quite delighted to be pounded by Zhang Fei again, and couldn't help but exclaim, "Good third brother! You know how to treat your sister-in-law well!" Zhang Fei was overjoyed, "Thank you, sister-in-law, let's see how my skills compare to that old devil's!" After pounding her three or four hundred times, Zhang Fei's penis, as hard as iron, could not hold on any longer and also ejaculated. Guan Yu said, "Neither of you can do it! Watch me." He drew his red-faced Guan Yu sword and began to pound Lady Gan again!

By this time, Lady Gan had already pounded her several times by Zhang Fei's vigorous pounding. Guan Yu's penis was quite large, and he was skilled in the art of penetration. How could Lady Gan resist? She was completely overwhelmed with lust, only able to moan and plead. Guan Yu wouldn't listen, shouting, "If my third brother and Han Sheng can do it, why can't I?" He then violently raped his sister-in-law, even more so than Zhang Fei and Huang Zhong.

Lady Gan felt her vagina burning, painful and cracked, for her vaginal fluids had long since dried up, leaving only menstrual blood. Lady Gan cried out, "Guan Yu, please spare me! I'm about to die!" Guan Yu roared, "What are you saying? I'm not satisfied yet!" He raped Lady Gan until she finally couldn't bear this incestuous act and died from her vaginal discharge! Guan Yu,

Zhang Fei, and Huang Zhong were shocked and at a loss for words. After much thought, they had no choice but to go to Liu Bei to apologize. Liu Bei laughed and said, "Are you all having fun?" Zhang Fei shouted, "How could we not be? My brother's penis is almost broken from being squeezed so tightly by my sister-in-law!" Xuande said happily, "Alright, now I can enjoy all the mature women in the world without having to worry about my wife's scolding!"

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