Drunk driving must also keep pace with the times and continuously innovate (three articles)

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1. A company CEO was driving drunk one night when he encountered a traffic police checkpoint. He abandoned his car and ran away, but the police couldn't catch him. While running, the CEO called his wife, telling her to immediately call the police and say that their car had been stolen. The next day, the CEO went to the traffic police station with a banner to retrieve his car, shaking the officer's hand and praising the police for their swift investigation! The officer
said: "This is what we should do. The guy who stole your car last night ran so fast that we thought he was drunk driving, but we didn't expect him to be a car thief." Comment: Thumbs up for the CEO's quick thinking!
2. The CEO was driving drunk again. He noticed a checkpoint not far ahead and thought he couldn't repeat his old trick, so he got out of the car, locked the doors, and sat on the side of the road smoking. The police arrived: "Have you been drinking?" CEO: "Yes!" Police: "Driving after drinking?" CEO: "I didn't drive, the driver did." The police circled around but couldn't find the driver: "Where is he?" The CEO shook his head: "That bastard ran away." Seeing the policeman's surprise, the boss continued: "When he saw you checking cars, he got furious: 'The police aren't home with their wives, kids, and parents in the middle of the night, they're out causing trouble again!' I gave him a good scolding, but he wouldn't listen, so I slapped him while I was drunk. I didn't expect this bastard to abandon his car and run away! Isn't that infuriating?!" The policeman was extremely excited: "That kid deserved it, thanks for understanding! It's okay, bro, get in the car, I'll take you home.
" The boss sat in the passenger seat, silently contemplating as he looked at the traffic policeman: "These days, without innovation, you're doomed!"
Comment: Brothers, if you like to drink a little and drive, you can try this
: 3. A man riding a motorcycle in a busy street knocked out an elderly stranger! The man was terrified and didn't know what to do! More and more people gathered around! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man, crying and shouting, "Dad, wait for me, I'll go find you a doctor!" Then he ran away. The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back here!" Everyone sighed, "What a filial son!"

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