Funny life, young and old

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1. An eight-year-old daughter asked her mother: "How are you going to celebrate my birthday in a few days?"
Mom said: I completely forgot your birthday...
My daughter said, "Adults shouldn't hold grudges against children; I'll handle it myself!"
2. Dad took a sip of tea and said slowly, “Starting tomorrow, the division of labor will be adjusted. The eldest son will buy the groceries every day and will also be responsible for maintenance; the eldest son’s wife will wash the dishes and mop the floor; the old woman will only cook; and the grandson, while ensuring that he does his homework well, will do some physical work, such as wiping the tables and chairs and taking out the trash.”
I was a little confused: "It seems like all the tasks have been assigned, Dad, so what are you going to do?"
Dad laughed and said, "I'll be the leader! My responsibilities will be supervising and inspecting, commending the advanced, and criticizing the lagging. It's a heavy burden on my shoulders!"
3. On the weekend, I took my son to visit Da Zhang's house.
On the way, my son told me, "Dad, when we get to Uncle Zhang's house, you can't ask him how his child is doing in school."
I curled my lip and said to my son, "With your lousy score of over 70, I wouldn't have humiliated myself if you hadn't told me to."
When we arrived at Da Zhang's house, the conversation turned to children's education. He said, "I only have one requirement for my son's studies: just passing is enough."
The son standing nearby said with great envy, "Uncle Zhang is so nice! Unlike my dad, who always makes me get high scores."
Da Zhang said to me, "You can't put too much pressure on the child."
The son smiled and said, "Dad, you need to lighten my load and lower your expectations of me."
I asked Zhang, "Do you really think that just passing grades are enough?"
Da Zhang nodded and said, "My son is trying to stay in bed until midnight every night to keep his top spot in the grade. It breaks my heart to see him like this!"
When my son and I heard this, we were speechless. It's true what they say, a well-fed man doesn't know the hunger of a starving man.

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