10 Jokes for Elementary School Students

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1. Who burned down the Old Summer Palace? The teacher asked Xiaoqiang, "Who burned down the Old Summer Palace?" Xiaoqiang said aggrievedly, "Teacher, no, no, I didn't burn it down." "What? You, you, you. Call your dad here!" the teacher said angrily. 1. After school, Xiaoqiang's father came. The teacher said to him, "Today I asked your son who burned down the Old Summer Palace, and he actually said it wasn't him. Isn't that ridiculous?" Xiaoqiang's father blinked and hesitated, saying, "Teacher, really... it wasn't him. Our child wouldn't do such a thing. How about... we... compensate him, okay?"

2. As soon as Xiaoming got home today, he told his parents, "Today at school, the teacher asked a question that only I could answer!" His parents

asked proudly, "What was the question?" "The teacher asked: Who didn't hand in their homework?"

3. The teacher wrote "扑朔迷离" (pushuò mí lí) on the blackboard and then asked a student, "Please tell me what this idiom means?"

The student stood up, adjusted his thick glasses, and carefully looked at the four characters on the blackboard. After looking for a long time, he still didn't understand. Finally, he said helplessly, "Teacher, I can't see it clearly."
The teacher said, "You're right. Please sit down."

4. After distributing the exam papers, the proctor said, "If you have any questions about the exam, please raise your hand."

A student replied, "Teacher! The student in front of me had a very unclear exam paper, but he didn't ask any questions."

5. A student couldn't do the last question in a math exam. He peeked at someone else's answer, but still couldn't understand the process. Just before handing in his paper, he had a sudden inspiration and wrote on the paper: "Calculation process omitted." Then he copied the answer at the back. The examiner looked at it, put an "X" next to the answer, and then wrote: "Score omitted."

6. A wealthy man discovered that the tutor he hired for his son was teaching him to recite the eulogy for his father's death.

"Teacher, I'm still healthy, why are you teaching him this?"

"Don't worry, by the time your son can recite this eulogy, you'll probably be a hundred years old." 7.

The teacher said to the students, "Children, the principal will be coming to ask you questions this afternoon. You must answer carefully. Benjamin, you are the first. The principal will ask you who created you. You should answer that God created you. Tom, you are the second. The principal will ask you who the first people in the world were. You should answer that Adam and Eve were the first people. Remember this well, and don't answer wrong."

In the afternoon, just as the principal was about to arrive, Benjamin suddenly had an unbearable stomachache and went to the toilet. The principal entered the classroom and saw that the first seat was empty, so he asked the second student, Tom, "Who created you?" Tom answered, "Adam and Eve." The principal was anxious: "What? Don't you know that you were created by God?" Tom: "The person that God created went to the toilet because of a stomachache."

8. Student: "Teacher, what did you write in my exercise book?"

Teacher: "Write clearly."

Student: "Teacher, I dreamed that I became a composer. How can I make my dream come true?"

Teacher: "Sleep less!" 9.

Tommy: "Teacher, Rabin just insulted me, telling me to go see the devil."

Teacher: "So, what did you do?"

Tommy: "I came here, teacher."

10. "Teacher, why are you bald?"

"That's called being exceptionally intelligent."

"Then I'll shave my head too."

"That's called being presumptuous."

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