Damn it! It missed! (Wait for the third one)

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Damn it! I missed!
1. The nun and the priest went to play golf.
The priest took a shot, missed, and muttered, "Damn it! I missed!"
The nun was very unhappy and said to the priest, "As clergy, how can we use foul language so casually? God will punish you!"
The pastor didn't seem to care, took another shot, missed again, and cursed, "Damn it! I missed!"
The nun got angry, thinking, "Do you think I'm talking nonsense?!" She said to the pastor, "If you swear again, I'll pray to God to punish you."
The priest remained nonchalant, took another shot, and still missed. He cursed again, "Damn it! I missed!"
This time, the nun was thoroughly enraged. She clasped her hands together and chanted, "Almighty God! Please punish this unclean person!"
No sooner had the words left his mouth than dark clouds suddenly gathered over the stadium, accompanied by a deafening roar of thunder!
The pastor's heart sank; he felt a chill run down his spine, realizing that this time he was doomed.
In the blink of an eye, a bolt of lightning struck from the dark clouds and killed the nun.
The pastor was stunned and puzzled, thinking, "Shouldn't I be punished? Why was she photoshopped out?"
At that moment, a majestic voice came from the sky.
"Damn it! I missed!"
2. Three reasons why work is not done well:
First, the widow is sleeping—there's no one above her.
Second, the prostitutes sleep with different men on top.
Third, couples sleeping together – it's like family members having sex with each other.
3. During the Asian Games, a paparazzi from a certain newspaper sneaked into an athlete's room and installed a listening device. Unexpectedly, this was Liu Xiang's residence. That evening, Liu Xiang and Dong Rina were seen arriving at the residence together, but the following conversation was overheard:
Liu: Dong Rina
Winter: Winterna
After a while, I heard again
Winter: Winterna
Liu: Dong Rina

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