Parrot jokes

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1 Once upon a time, there was an ancient tree
A sheep lives under the tree, and two parrots live in the tree.
One night a wolf came and ate the sheep.
When the mother parrot woke up in the morning, she noticed something and said: "The sheep downstairs is dead."
Upon hearing this, the male parrot proceeded to have sex with the female parrot quite violently.
2 Once upon a time, there was a parrot that could only say: Who are you?
One day, after its owner left, the gas deliveryman came.
When the worker knocked on the door, the parrot spoke: Who are you?
The worker said: Gas delivery
The parrot continued: Who are you?
The worker said: Industrial gas
They answered each other repeatedly for an entire afternoon.
When the owner returned, he saw a person lying at the door and asked, "Who are you?"
Then the parrot spoke: "Gas deliveryman..."
3. There was a parrot that was very good at fighting and thought it was awesome, so it told its owner...
The owner didn't believe it, so he put a sparrow in the parrot's cage.
The parrot quickly strangled the sparrow.
The second time a pigeon was put in, it was easily killed by the parrot.
The pheasant was defeated the third time.
This time, the owner wanted to see how powerful you were, so he released an eagle and then went outside.
When I returned, I saw that the eagle was indeed dead, but the parrot had lost all its feathers.
The owner wanted to mock the parrot.

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