Incomprehensible children

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1. Mom asked the older sister, "If you gave 3 out of 6 apples to your younger sister, how many do you have left?"
The older sister said, "I have 3 left!"
Mom then asked the younger sister, "If you gave 4 out of 6 apples to your older sister, how many do you have left?"
The younger sister angrily said, "Mom, you're being unfair!" 2. During Chinese New Year, Grandpa teased his granddaughter, saying, "Good girl, kowtow to Grandpa,
and Grandpa will give you a big red envelope." She obediently kowtowed, took the red envelope, and then waved it at Grandpa, saying, "Grandpa, kowtow to me, and I'll give you a big red envelope!" 3. Today, I was shopping with a female colleague when a little flower girl ran up to me and said, "Brother, buy a flower for my sister?" I couldn't buy flowers from a street vendor in front of her, so I said, "Look, I don't have any money."
The little girl looked at my empty pockets, her cute and innocent face instantly fell, and she said, "Uncle, you can pick up girls even without money?!" 4. My younger brother is five years old and cries easily. One day, he suddenly asked me, "If we run out of money one day, will Mom and Dad sell you or me?"
I answered without hesitation, "They'll definitely sell you."
I thought this little brat would cry, but instead, he grinned and said, "I knew you weren't worth anything..." 5. During the holidays, I heard that an English tutoring center had hired a foreign teacher, so I took my child to the class and told him, "The tuition is high, so you must study hard." He readily agreed.
When he came home, I asked, "What did you learn?"
He replied, "I don't know."
I pressed, "What did the teacher teach you?"
He answered, "I didn't understand.
" I was surprised, "Why?"

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