Same recipe, same familiar taste

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1. On a crowded bus, a strong smell of farts suddenly wafted over. Everyone covered their noses and looked around for the source of the fart, but no one claimed responsibility for it...
After one stop, another stench of farts wafted through the air. An older woman got angry and shouted, "Who is it? Isn't this over yet?!"
Just then, a voice came from the corner of the car: "Same recipe, same familiar taste!"
2. A couple lay lazily on the bed chatting.
My girlfriend imitated the voice from the commercial, saying in a coquettish tone, "I'm your U-Love-Me!"
Upon hearing this, her boyfriend's eyes lit up: "Oh, that's great! Come on, let me insert the tube!"
2. Sun Wukong successfully found a wife on TV and got together with a beautiful girl.
However, he knew nothing about matters between men and women. When he was on his wedding night, he didn't know how to spend the time, so he started playing with the golden cudgel in the bridal chamber, making the room glitter with golden light.
The next day, the bride's friend asked her: "You made a lot of noise in your room, how was the monkey?"
The bride had no words to express her distress: That mischievous monkey is good at wielding the golden cudgel; it can grow longer or thicker in his hands, but... sigh, he's hopeless at doing anything serious...
4. A patient: I have insomnia.
Doctor: The red pill will make you dream of Andy Lau; the white pill will make you dream of Alan Tam; and the green pill will make you dream of Runfa.
Patient: Then eat it all?
Doctor: You can see the King of Hell.
5. "Everyone will encounter many strange and unusual teachers in their life."
A man, age and background unknown, is a truly peculiar character.
"Classmates, if you want to talk, just pass a note, okay? Don't disturb my class!"
"Classmates, please keep the notes small when passing them! Don't just toss them around, or you might accidentally hit me, the tallest one here!"
"Class, turn to page 98. Do you know where page 98 is? It's after page 97!"
"Class, be careful with your lighters! If one catches fire, don't say it's my class!"
"Classmates, I'm leaving now. If anyone comes to check, just say I went to the restroom!"

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